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Quote of the Now LOOK, money is BAD right now; As much as I hate to say, I am still Partially Human and need FOOD to survive! As well as my mother and our Pets - the need is DIRE! BZZZT! This is Magi-Chan Sonichu AND Mewtwo - please help our wife with Great Haste! -chris, using fictional characters to gain sympathy

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 997 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,836 days 1,061 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,481 days 6,141 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,141 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Introspection involves the examination of one's own inner workings and past actions, typically to make more well-informed decisions in the future. Possibly as a result of his autism, which affects how he perceives how his actions affects others, combined with his inflated ego, Chris has been noted for lacking the ability to do any sort of true reflection upon himself or to take accountability his actions. Chris then winds up making the same mistakes and blunders over and over and over again, and Christory is doomed to repeat itself. Chris believes that he is a blameless, holy creature that is practically perfect in every way. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him stress, never once thinking that his behavior might be the problem. He blames all of his problems on external factors like trolls, homos, conspiracies or the entire male population. In the past he's faulted the police, store managers, Mary Lee Walsh, and mall security guards for complications during his Love Quest. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a video stating that, contra "Rollin' and Trollin'", he is actually a pathetic failure. (more...)

Did You Know ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade? ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit? ... that you should believe in the OCs? ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu? ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler? ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on? ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow? ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water? ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement? ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu? ... that Chris has been to Finland on at least seven separate occasions? ... and that Chris denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence?

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