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The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler

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Article of the Now

Kamala Harris is the current vice president of the United States, part of president Joe Biden's administration. Following Biden's decision to suspend his 2024 presidential campaign, he endorsed Harris, passing the torch and giving her the momentum to become the Democratic nominee. Harris subsequently ran against Donald Trump for the presidency.

Unlike 2020, when Harris was part of the Biden-Harris ticket, Chris has expressed a greater support for her candidacy, creating multiple campaign signs for her. However, despite this critical political endorsement, the Harris-Walz campaign was defeated by Trump-Vance.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series?
... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
... that Chris really cannot dance?
... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

This Day in Christory

And so, Chris's recoloring career begins...

Today in Christory, in 1996, Bionic the Hedgehog is created at exactly 2:31:29 P.M. In the comics, Chris and his band of furries travel back to this moment to investigate the scattering of the Sonichu Balls through time and space.

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Quote of the Now

“	You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬	”
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Da Update

It is currently November 2024. It has been...

12

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

11 November - Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale.
9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art.
5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results.
4 November
- Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen.
- Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.
2 November - Chris posts more Kamala Harris drawings to Twitter.
1 November
- Chris releases Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.
- Chris is spotted at a Wendy's drive thru in Lynchburg.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020
4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019
27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021
13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022
25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021
24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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