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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,868 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ Thank you for being a part of this journey and we'll be checking the video out. Thanks for sharing! ” The Official Commodore X account responding to Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 831 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,671 days 895 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,315 days 5,975 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,975 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris registers at the Adult Swim message boards. (more...) In 2018, Chris gets annoyed at Bryanfrogboy for suggesting that cartoons aren't real. (more...)

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