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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,621 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is December 2018. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 239 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,078 days 303 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,723 days 5,383 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,383 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now The Tomgirl Pictures are a series of pictures taken by Chris that were leaked by Surfshack Tito on 28 April 2011. These are most notable for highlighting Chris at the beginning of his eventual gender transition. According to Tito, the cross-dressing was apparently Chris's reaction to someone advising him to get in touch with his feminine side. Emily gave a somewhat different explanation, stating that what kicked it off was someone suggested to Chris to be a tomgirl since being a guy was too hard. Both explanations fit with signs of late-onset gender dysphoria. (More...)

Did You Know ... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married in real life? ... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? ... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom? ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event? ... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is? ... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic? ... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid? ... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game? ... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn? ... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail? ... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null? ... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, the real Chris reveals himself for the first time in a YouTube video, beginning the saga with the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson. (more...)

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