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The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR

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Article of the Now

Autism disorder deferred disposition, also known as Virginia Code § 19.2-303.6, is a Virginia law which took effect on 1 July 2020 which provides an alternative to a traditional court sentence for those with autism or other intellectual disabilities.

It was invoked by David Heilberg, who was Chris's lawyer for his August 2021 felony incest charge, to get that charge dismissed. As a side-note, one of the 89 members of the Virginia House of Delegates who voted in favor of 19.2-303.6 is Rob Bell, who had previously served as Chris's lawyer in 2011 for his assault and other charges.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)?
- ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"?
... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched?
... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!?
- ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson?
... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies?
... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation?
... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990?
... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?
... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag?
- ... and that people actually buy it?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2005, Christian draws Sonichu #1.

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Quote of the Now

“	I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️	”
Chris on Reddit.

Da Update

It is currently March 2026. It has been...

9

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

2

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

12

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose.
28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.
22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.
21 March
- Chris begins spamming demands to a Twitter account promoting Hyperdimension Neptunia to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name.
- Chris attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down.
19 March - Hyperdimension Neptunia announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters CPU Blue Heart and CPU Red Heart, superseding Chris's OCs of those characters. In response, Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game.
18 March - Chris uploads C-Log 03182026.
6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.
15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.

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Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

Sachumo Interview

Sonichu Mania Livestream

Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan

Arbitarch Interview

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

The Create Unknown

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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