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On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote an open letter from jail to an unknown individual while awaiting court hearings on a charge of incest. He asked the recipient to relay the contents to Null and to deliver the physical document to Chris's attorney, David Heilberg. Null uploaded the scanned letter to Kiwi Farms on 24 September.
In the letter, Chris indicates that he has taken an interest in the Bible, likely provided to him as part of his jail accommodations. However, he also seems to be under the impression that he is Jesus of Nazareth reincarnated on top of his existing delusions about the Dimensional Merge, citing this revelation to an apparent similarity in appearance between Western depictions of Jesus and himself (ignoring, of course, that Jesus was a swarthy Middle Eastern Jew and not a pale-skinned Anglo-American like him, and that the main thing he has in common with "White Jesus" is his long hair).
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
- ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
- ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
- ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
- ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
- ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
- ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
- ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
- ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
- ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
- ... that Chris needs no bitches?
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2006, Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He talks with the ducks instead.
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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
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