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Pmurt is a CWC-ism for billionaire businessman and 45th and 47th President of the United States Donald Trump (born 14 June 1946). He initially pronounced it "murt", based on his opinion that the P is silent when the name is said backwards; however, in Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!, he pronounced the P.
Known for being a wealthy real-estate developer and socialite in New York City as well as host of the reality television game show The Apprentice, Trump became the Republican Party's nominee for the presidency three times, in 2016, 2020, and 2024. He managed to pull off an upset Electoral College victory against Hillary Clinton in 2016 but lost in 2020 to Joe Biden amidst the Covid-19 pandemic. The 2024 election initially shaped up to be a rematch between Trump and Biden, but Biden's exit from the campaign due to his advanced age led to Trump's Democratic opponent being Vice President Kamala Harris instead. Trump won the election by a larger margin than he had in 2016, winning the popular vote for the first time as well as the Electoral College.
Starting in the latter half of 2016, Chris started to become vocal about his intense dislike of Pmurt on Facebook. In spite of how passionate he feels about Pmurt, Chris's understanding of contemporary politics continues to be exceptionally poor. On 8 November 2016, Chris participated in the US presidential election and voted for Clinton. Following news that Trump had won the election, Chris reacted by making multiple death threats against him and Vice President-elect Mike Pence, which is actually against the law.
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- ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him?
- ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?
- ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"?
- ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later?
- ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute?
- ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute?
- ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
- ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer?
- ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
- ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him?
- ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?
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