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Get away from that Internet, I'm cutting it down!
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| Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack
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Chris' father,
Robert Chandler.
Robert had English ancestry.
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President
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Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the
Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase.
Chris on his dad
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well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.
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| Chris[2]
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