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==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
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The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father. | The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. They've also been seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]], while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father. | ||
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==Evolution== | ==Evolution== | ||
In November 2011, Chris began to reveal details about the siblings as post-pubescents. He revealed that it was revealed that they had formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Crystaline Rosechu [sic] had become a bisexual,<ref>[[August_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref> even though Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu| had wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]]. He eventually fixed this oversight in 2015. | |||
When he began offering his Christine [[Amiibo]] for sale on [[Etsy]], he put together a character summary: | |||
{{quotebox|Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side).}} | |||
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Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay! | Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay! | ||
File:Lego Cristina.jpg|[[LEGO]] Christine, proud bisexual. | File:Lego Cristina.jpg|[[LEGO]] Christine, proud bisexual. | ||
File:Son11p39.jpg|Christine with her family. | |||
File:Son11p35.jpg|Christine recites the [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Magnificat]]. | |||
File:7 Nov. 2015 B.jpg|Christine [[Amiibo]]. | |||
File:ChristineEtsyA.jpg|Amiibo packaged for sale on [[Etsy]]. | |||
File:Christine Halloween.jpg|Christine dressed up as [[My Little Pony|Twilight Sparkle]] for [[Halloween]]. | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 04:22, 24 November 2015
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| Christine Rosechu | |
| Date of birth | 7 October 2006 |
| Gender | Female |
| Parents | Sonichu (father), Rosechu (mother) |
| Species | Rosechu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric |
| Evolves from | Rosey |
| “ | THERE ARE TWO ROSEYS and ONLY One Sonee. Christine Rosey is Purple, because she is a Shiney Rosey. Pink for Cerah and Yellow for Robbie ARE NATURAL. NO CHEATING WHATSOEVER.
Why do people take such an innocent thing and make it obscene? |
” |
| Chris[1] | ||
Christine Rosechu (born Christine Rosey, 26 February 2007) is the daughter and middle child of Sonichu and Rosechu in the Sonichu universe. Christine's name may come from the feminine variant of Christian's name (due to his narcissism) or his obsession with the name "Crystal". It should be noted that while Chris was uploading images to use as thumbnails for his character bio pages, he attempted to display a non-existent image file entitled "CrystalRosey.jpg" where a drawing of Christine should have gone.
Christine's purple color provoked debate among the fandase, who theorized that Magi-Chan could be the real father. Chris angrily denied these rumors of cuckolding, saying that Christine is a "Shiney" Rosey, i.e. an ultra-rare Pokémon with alternate coloration and the Sonichu is indeed her father.[2][3]
Appearances
The kids' first prominent appearance is in the sign Chris drew to show his support for McIntire Park. They've also been seen in two pages of Sonichu #9, as well as getting a quick mention on page 41 of the same issue. They spend the rest of their time being watched over by their Spanish lesbian nanny, Heather Iglesias, while their neglectful parents traipse around town murdering people at the behest of their father.
The hellish abominations spawned from Rosechu's loins have also appeared in "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story", and in Sonichu #11. Christine appears in the Christmas pageant as the Virgin Mary, and evolves into her Rosechu form mid-performance.
The children also appear in Chris's disingenuous plea for helping Haiti.
Evolution
In November 2011, Chris began to reveal details about the siblings as post-pubescents. He revealed that it was revealed that they had formed a pop band: Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. Crystaline Rosechu [sic] had become a bisexual,[4] even though Chris had wiped out all homosexuality in Sonichu #10. He eventually fixed this oversight in 2015.
When he began offering his Christine Amiibo for sale on Etsy, he put together a character summary:
| Christine Rosechu, the middle of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a rare Shiny Rosechu, and enjoys fashion, style, socializing and making many real and good friends. She often sparkles naturally under a light. Christine is a generous and kind gal who likes to offer help in adding style and class and positive vibes to all around her. And she likes being on stage in a play or film, and she likes to see her fellow actors shine in their own way, as she does for herself. She is content anywhere on the stage, and does not hog the spotlight or center of attention. She is also a bisexual, so she is attracted to everyone (as long as they don't get on her bad side). |
All gwown up! Yay!
LEGO Christine, proud bisexual.
Christine with her family.
Christine recites the Magnificat.
Christine Amiibo.
Amiibo packaged for sale on Etsy.
Christine dressed up as Twilight Sparkle for Halloween.
References
See also
- Sonee & Rosey
- Guro
- CWC Update 12 August 2009, in which Chris addresses the former.
- A Sonichu Day
- "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story"
- Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls
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