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一关于苛性钠液体令人吃惊的事实 50个无担保的苛性钠的苛性钠液体 50| 这丑陋秘密的细目应该是谨慎地就业，于此它是可能是危险的碱性的腐蚀物。  在 Himtech－Impex ，您能拿最很最好的欧洲的制造厂商的苛性钠。  苛性钠极端腐蚀和反动。  它是一个化学制品的广范围的制造中的一个基本的给料。  虽然它不是一个全身性毒素，但是，它然而极端腐蚀而且能对车体组织导致严重的燃烧。也订苛性钠是合理的在除非您定货单一个专门的店铺，您需要知道关于该如何承认一个棒的质量适当的作为 soapmaking 一些的基础。  不要犹豫和我们联络如果您需要符合回教教规的食物已签证的苛性钠。 苛性�<br>�体 50氢氧化钠的苛性钠液体 50个地貌|这丑陋边沿是工业中的一个喜爱的强碱就业。  它时常被用如一个它时常叫做苛性的工业用清除因素。  [http://emiratesroadster.com/author/marcella06f/ 网站地址] 它在粘液人造丝的产量中也被用。  这一个氢氧化物是环境关于的一个非常健康的化学品处理化学物质，而且它被知道产生一个软性肥皂。  它以比较小的方式被用，而且它时常被用作为手工艺。  氢氧化钾被也称为苛性钾。  它是明确地被用获得液体肥皂的一个过�<br>�的型态。 <br>加工的最后价格，钾被分泌加添的时间结果血清水平过量大。 钾是在 3 基本的工厂营养物之中连同氮和磷一起。  术语钾来自碳酸钾。 注意，有许多方法硝酸钾能被合成。  在地球的一些区域，它能对拾得物很硬式，在经�<br>�<br>中的至少。  苛性钠液体 50|观念、反应式和捷径，它完全地被需要工资肥皂。  如果您在您对源点苛性的过滤液决意需要的家作肥皂方面被感兴趣。  在一或两天之后，肥皂对取出够困难来线脚。  因为用油的皂化的蓄意含义没有任何代，所以提出展现没有过滤液或者氢氧化钠的不动产的肥皂只是不可能。  今天没有头痛─在新加坡和购买制造设备和成分开始的一个肥皂的总集合物件的需要得到过滤液，您能产生您自己的肥皂！  提出展现您自己的肥皂唯一的理由是保存成本而且符合客户需求，尤其您想要有机的肥皂的结果. （刚好确定您使用有机的油类和添�<br>�<br>��惜，市场上有<br>>��<br>��真实的肥皂。 <br>如果您在您的外皮之上接收它其中的一些洗它滑落立刻。  结果，它表示特性地含有水，和碳酸盐的不同数量。  把水加入过滤液能引导一个像火山性一样的反作用。  如果您正在考虑如此的一个含盐的甜水氯化器，有一些物，您可能想要很小心在您购买之前。  立刻插入禾杆的闭合进入水瓶，确保它在液体中被浸水�<br>>��<br>�液体是过滤液 H20 。 <br>因为他们能遭受会导致点燃而且引起燃烧的化学物质的潮湿，化学制品不应该被遗漏未定的。  这一个化学品也可能被利用解除甲状表皮和十字线，美人市场的普通的事。  它通常将会以模型被发现一�<br>圆球而且当它在水中被<br>>�时<br>它有能力给失败炉次。 <br>化学物质应该在一个密闭的容器中被保持，而且一经它被处理，处理它的个体的应该洗。  即使他们对很大的温度被暴露，这些化学制品中的二个没有要除去潮湿。  这些化学制品中的二个能危险使用，而且他们被知道变得很腐蚀和腐蚀性。  这一个化学品相当基本的 （碱性的），因此它必须慎重地被处理。（见到低于）  这一个化学品也可能减弱食物，而且在他们是烘过的之前，它已经被知道在生产品上视为一个釉光滑。  要�<br>�与这一个氢氧化物有关的危�<br>不�<br>��抚养赤手空拳的化学物质。  除了清洁货物的烘炉之外，苛性钠是法线在数个的其他家庭中计算如此的当做排水沟清除器，水族馆生产品和金属制的打光苛性钠能损害这在您的烘炉之内，而且如果加热它变得极端危险。  它在烘炉清除器中也是一个典型的成分。  我们的清除的所有主要的成分生产品处方签在我们的基地的成分楔片木中得到。 </p
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Welcome to the CWCki!
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Quote of the Now

“ Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

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BABSCon in an email to Chris.
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Check this out!
Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • Burning down the house • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax!

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Leonard Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • GAMePLACe • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Praetor • Warhol • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Race • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games
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Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
198
 days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,038 days

262
 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,682 days

5,342
 days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,342 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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As every fan of Chris is probably aware of, our hero has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to stress and the mental block that is Autism, his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals an enormous amount of things from other places.

To his credit, plagiarizing isn't easy. After all, how do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese fool with a red-and-blue-striped shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the genius comic book creator that he is, he feels that he doesn't need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few bouts of random-access humor that he found in some sort of form of media, and you got yourselves a new installment in the Sonichu comics.

Chris holds a belief that all of fiction exists in an alternative "cartoon" universe, à la Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with no exceptions, so he probably believes that this justifies his plagiaristic tendencies. The world in which Sonichu takes place is fundamentally built on the creations of others, probably because Chris spends most of his time watching television and that is the way in which he engages with his limited imagination. With all the characters and concepts stolen from other works of fiction crammed into the Sonichu comics, the mythology of CWCville is an unwieldy, confusing pastiche of bullshit which frequently fuses together franchises that are unrelated or even contradictory. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, this is not.

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This Day in Christory

The day that Christianity took a giant leap backwards.

Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris is baptised in the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently May 2024. It has been...
47
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
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