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Welcome to the CWCki! The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR 5252 days without an outage! We currently have 2,618 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now “ I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased. ” Chris's most recent tweet.

Article of the Now AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan is a series of YouTube videos in which various songs of different languages are "sung" by an AI Classic Chris voice, and then by current Chris. The videos' description refers to them collectively as a "Neo SingStar Challenge" and a "Worldwide Musical Journey." The premise is that, across the series, Chris will sing at least one song from every language Duolingo offers, although thus far Chris has mostly covered songs from the languages he's already familiar with or has shown interest in learning. Aside from the one German novelty song, his selections have been from English, Japanese, Hebrew, and Finnish. He's also already tackled Duolingo's only two novelty pop culture conlangs, Klingon and High Valyrian (from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones). While Chris's vocal performances so far arguably rank among his most competent, that's not to say they're good. So far, it seems that AI Chris has the upper hand, despite Chris's best efforts. Only time will tell if Chris can make a comeback (probably not). (More...) Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded. Did You Know... ... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ... and that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? ... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet? ... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back? ... that Chris rates jail a 2/5? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads his first video since the Ivy debacle, in which he Chris declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK". (more...) Today was also the day, in 1536, that Anne Boleyn was beheaded. She was survived by her only child, Elizabeth, who became the Virgin Queen of England. In spite of this, Chris would claim Anne as his ancestor 471 years later. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2017, that Chris's cat Sorbet was hit by a car. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2023, that Chris purchased his newest iteration of Son-Chu, the Chevrolet Aveo. (more...)

Check this Out Da Update It is currently May 2024. It has been... 55 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way. Current Updates 12 May - Chris tweets to complain about people having taken photos of him without consent. 4 May - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Suvwl' van bom, a song he was singing in both March 24 accidental streams. 26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4. 22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple. 15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter. 14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats. Recently Uncovered Info 18 May - Christmas and Merge Talk from December 2020 27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024 19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019 11 April - Cults3D from January 2024 CWCipedia Tracker Template:CWCipediaTracker

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