Difference between revisions of "Main Page"

From CWCki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
m
(Attempt at restoring the main page.)
Line 1: Line 1:
我们完全好知道的那碳酸钠由于它的高精炼的糖不是酒的最健康的含量 （高果糖玉米糖浆） - 我们之中的许多不知道喝碳酸钠每天的二或者较多绕索细线会对肾脏疾病环接； 特别地在女性中。 在艾玛洗衣皂的成分含： 水， castile 肥皂，钾 jojobate（荷荷芭油肥皂）, 钾 cocoate（椰子油肥皂）, 钾 olivate（橄榄油肥皂）, 迷迭香油萃取物、芦荟，以糖为基础的 solubilizer（caprylyl capryl 葡萄糖）, 植物碱变浓 （甘油基 caprylate 癸酸盐）, 黄原胶而且设置本质的油类. （欧薄荷，黄�<br>�）<br><br>被定盘的搁板支承。 这是最常见的而且通常是被黏的一个木，可选择地也用钉钉牢或进入旁的仪表板或墙之内举例来说扭紧书架或在一个附室中。 被提供的每个搁板支承坚固被定盘到旁的仪表板或者墙，是水平和以和它的类似版本相同的高度在这是一个有效的和创造架子料的相对容易方式的搁板的另一边上。 唯一的不动产的缺点是除非全部虽然功能的能看起来业余、无魅力，谨慎被采取拿这一个型态的正确搁板支承<br>��学。<br><br>在那，这一个集线机是及时的，于此全球的事件发展，和当做民主的概念，因为桥墩这向西成为挑战而且测试，它变成明白地完全广告媒介是使过时，和民主嫁资而非否较多的平均值的概念什么美国人一直弹奏竖琴在什么之上它全部为自己意谓和世界。 使我想知道美国人将会持续这个民主的看手势猜字谜游戏那民主多久和自由企业很好作为美国和它的伙伴和宇宙站市。 同时， 2016 国家的选举已经再次把命令给世界推选一个法西斯党员和独裁统治是没问题、可接受和正常的。 世界应该按照那一个通知书，依照 Drumpf 和他的�<br>�从动件。<br><br>在历史上， Zille 请兑根据占有个人主义的第一流自由主义原理反对了种族隔离政策政策的自由主义的传统。 我正在提及的自由主义的传统是，海伦 Suzman 的累进队。 它是一个有一个亲切 Verwoerdian 种族隔离政策种族主义政策的可耻记录的优�<br>�材的白传统。<br><br>为非洲人被以一个有限制的法律模型入庙奉祀的那些种族隔离政策法律而且依国家的法律下定义，什么藉着种族隔离政策受耽搁政体的状态力和它的军事实力。 但是，什么犯错和被 ANC 犯的贪欲的误差，是他们的能力到不能够把他们的披水石放在正在南非里面拿广场的同时代的政治、经济竞争。 这病史，是一点点－已知的在南非，和 ANC 没有将他们纳入非洲病�<br>学校－孩子学习。<br><br>无罪需要的修正后能源节约定律，在售货的住宅兴建中的地产展开图公司，它应该被卖在住宅兴建中购买明示的储存能量的措施，绝缘作品和其他信息保证期限。 如果表达上述的信息，地产展开图住宅兴建中的企业往前为卖、保证质量和指令集契约，和它的<br>��性，负责精确度。<br><br>代理商说，依照大不列颠食物标准代理商的数据，每一含有超过钠的 600个公丝的 100 克食物，它是高钠含量。  沧州片碱生产厂家 - [http://Www.easydayllc.com/ easydayllc.com] - 依照测验结果，上海 Maling B2 猪肉午餐肉，罐头每一钠的 100个公分 1025 毫克， Maling 比大英国协食物高级的达 2230 毫克的午餐肉设定<br><br> 的标准代理商指导方针.<br><br>我们正在进行情况必须承认我们已经失败，阴郁地，更明确， ANC 让非洲人民失望，而且他们最后在室作为一个笨人和傲慢的活动板手了，可以说，因为他们指挥棒摇摆从一个危机到另外的； 拙劣地工作和绊倒沿着不注意地而且盲目地，而且伤害而且褫夺投票他们进入了电力的最人民的公民权，而且最后，他们最后损失了同数的当做永不甚至投给了任何队，�<br>�留在家中的一千八百万。<br><br>我们看而且听笨拙、不真实、未受教育，取下的绞链，出自－－分类，以小额围而且预先占领－徒然的－和－尝试是像我们一样棒的无用滑稽的动作想像我们自己拷贝，而且像我们想像的人们的身体不舒服的代理超过我们是超越、高阶和更好的。 那是在我们当做非洲人民的核心部咬的真实。 我们是我们想像的不佳拷贝，拷贝，像生产节拍一样、像会谈一样，在我们的折磨生命中藉口和灵魂、我们已经到达如一个民族和虚民族南方－一个忧愁的�<br>�实我们继续告诉我们自己。<br><br>弥漫本土的社会的这个不可思议的非常颅结构有很精确的功能阻碍性欲望作品。 特性之一，事实上，低度开发社会是性欲望是主要的颅 rily 一个物质作为组和族。 人类学家已经充足地描述社会哪里做梦的男性他和他自己的之外一个女性有性交一定公然地承认他的梦而且付罚款以货代款或在好几日子的土木工程中对船舶管理员或受害的族队？哪一个顺便一提，证实那所谓者历史性的附加全部有意识者的重要。
<!--        BANNER ACROSS TOP OF PAGE        -->
{| id="mp-topbanner" style="width:100%; background:#fcfcfc; margin-top:1.2em; border:1px solid #ccc;"
| style="width:100%; color:#000;" |
<!--      "WELCOME TO CWCKI" AND ARTICLE COUNT        -->
{| style="width:100%; border:none; background:none;"
| style="width:50%; text-align:center; white-space:nowrap; color:#000;" |
<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|SHIT]] IS TOO [[Duck|MINOR]]! ''</div>
<div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles... and counting!</div>
|}
<!--      CWCKI IMAGE        -->
| style="width:50%; font-size:100%;" |
[[File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]]
|}
 
<!--    a  QUOTE OF THE NOW    -->
{| id="mp-tfp" style="margin:4px 0 0 0; width:100%; background:none;"
| class="MainPageBG" style="width:100%; border:1px solid #ddcef2; background:#faf5ff; vertical-align:top; color:#000;"|
{| cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="vertical-align:top; background:#faf5ff; color:#000; width:100%"
! <h2  id="mp-tfp-h2" style="margin:0; background:#ddcef2; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #afa3bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em">Quote of the Now</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | {{Quote of the now}}
|}
|}
 
<!--        CHECK THIS OUT    -->
{| id="mp-tfp" style="margin:4px 0 0 0; width:100%; background:none;"
| class="MainPageBG" style="width:100%; border:1px solid #EEDC82; background:#FFE4B5; vertical-align:top; color:#000;"|
{| cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="vertical-align:top; background:#FFE4B5; color:#000; width:100%"
| style="color:#000;" | {{Check this out}}
|}
|}
 
<!--        BEGGING COUNTER; ARTICLE OF NOW; ARTICLE IMPROVEMENT; DID YOU KNOW?        -->
{| id="mp-upper" style="margin:0 0 0 0; background:none;"
| class="MainPageBG" style="width:55%; border:1px solid #cef2e0; background:#f5fffa; vertical-align:top; color:#000;" |
{| id="mp-left" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="width:100%; vertical-align:top; background:#f5fffa;"
| <h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" style="margin:0; background:#cef2e0; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Begging Counter</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Begging Counter}}</div>
|-
| <h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" style="margin:0; background:#cef2e0; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Article of the Now</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Article of the now}}</div>
|-
| <h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" style="margin:0; background:#cef2e0; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">This Day in Christory</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Christory}}</div>
|-
| <h2 id="mp-dyk-h2" style="margin:0; background:#cef2e0; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3bfb1; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Did You Know...</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Did you know}}</div>
|}
| style="border:1px solid transparent;" |
<!--        CHECK THIS OUT; DA UPDATE        -->
| class="MainPageBG" style="width:45%; border:1px solid #cedff2; background:#f5faff; vertical-align:top;"|
{| id="mp-right" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="width:100%; vertical-align:top; background:#f5faff;"
| <h2 id="mp-otd-h2" style="margin:0; background:#cedff2; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3b0bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Da Update</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Da update}}</div>
|-
| <h2 id="mp-otd-h2" style="margin:0; background:#cedff2; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #a3b0bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">CWCki News</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{CWCki News}}</div>
|}
|}
{| id="mp-lower" style="margin:4px 0 0 0; width:100%; background:none;"
 
<!--        PICTURE OF THE NOW      -->
| class="MainPageBG" style="width:55%; border:1px solid #ddcef2; background:#faf5ff; vertical-align:top;"|
{| id="mp-left" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="width:100%; vertical-align:top; background:#faf5ff;"
| <h2 id="mp-tfp-h2" style="margin:0; background:#ddcef2; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #afa3bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em;">Picture of the Now</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Picture of the now}}</div>
|}
| style="border:1px solid transparent;" |
<!--        VIDEO OF THE NOW      -->
| class="MainPageBG" style="width:45%; border:1px solid #ddcef2; background:#faf5ff; vertical-align:top;"|
{| id="mp-right" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="5" style="width:100%; vertical-align:top; background:#faf5ff;"
| <h2 id="mp-tfp-h2" style="margin:0; background:#ddcef2; font-size:120%; font-weight:bold; border:1px solid #afa3bf; text-align:left; color:#000; padding:0.2em 0.4em">Video of the Now</h2>
|-
| style="color:#000;" | <div>{{Video of the now}}</div>
|}
|}
<!--        INTERWIKI STRAPLINE        -->
 
__NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__
 
[[Category:Special]]

Revision as of 09:42, 30 April 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,614 articles... and counting!

CWCiki Introduction.jpg

Quote of the Now

“ Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”
BABSCon in an email to Chris.
v • d • e  
Check this out!
Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • Burning down the house • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax!

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Leonard Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • GAMePLACe • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PSN Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Praetor • Warhol • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Race • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games
2003 • 2004 • 2005 • 2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011 • 2012 • 2013 • 2014 • 2015 • 2016 • 2017 • 2018 • 2019 • 2020 • 2021 • 2022 • 2023 • 2024

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
192
 days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,032 days

256
 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,676 days

5,337
 days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,337 days

Etsy 3 years complaint.png

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Star wars.jpg

Star Wars is a film and media franchise created by George Lucas and produced his company Lucasfilm. It begun with 1977's Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, which was released to critical and commercial acclaim and is now considered to be one of the best movies of all-time. The popularity of the first installment lead to two more sequels, 1980's Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, and 1983's Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. The franchise is now a cultural icon, and has spawned legions of parodies, and book and television companions, as well as a prequel trilogy, consisting of 1999's Episode I: The Phantom Menace, 2002's Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and 2005's Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and a sequel trilogy, made up of 2015's Episode VII: The Force Awakens, 2017's Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, and 2019's Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker, as well as a handful of spin-off films and television projects like 2016's Rogue One, 2018's Solo, and 2019's The Mandalorian.

The series was also parodied in a trilogy of hour-long Family Guy specials (which actually had the approval and involvement of Lucasfilm themselves), which is the most likely reason why Chris knows about the franchise in the first place. He has stated on several occasions that he likes the franchise, and has taken influence from it on certain occasions. He particularly likes the character Ahsoka Tano, who was first introduced as a teen girl in the 2008 animated series The Clone Wars.

(More...)

This Day in Christory

Oh, God, no.

Today in Christory, in 2006, Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He talks with the ducks instead.

(more...)

Did You Know...

Da Update

CWCki News.png
It is currently May 2024. It has been...
41
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
Current Updates


Recently Uncovered Info


CWCki News

CWCki wants you by Java Jake.png
Account Creation
NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

  • Hurtful Truth Level, or
  • Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

14bc-2024.jpg

Video of the Now

Click to load content
Retrieved from "http://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=219540"