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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,614 articles... and counting!

*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Quote of the Now

“

Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

187

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,026 days

251

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,671 days

5,331

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,331 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Lynchburg (pop. 79,009 in 2020) is an independent city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. It lies at the center of the Lynchburg metropolitan area, which includes Lynchburg and four neighboring counties. Chris has frequently been spotted in the Lynchburg area beginning on 20 July 2023, seventeen days after the last time he was seen in Chesterfield County.

Big Island (pop. 300) is a census-designed place 18 miles (29 km) northwest of Lynchburg, in nearby Bedford County. In June 2023, Caden Peck purchased a house in Big Island. In August 2023, a business partner of Caden registered an LLC there called Realty Plus LLC. Chris's car has been spotted at the house, and Chris was since shown to be living there.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain. Later it turned out Ivy asked him to make these videos.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence?
... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician?
... that Sonichu has his own animated series?
... that Evan killed Mommy?
... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld?
... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC?
- ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu?
... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it?
- ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car?

Da Update

It is currently April 2024. It has been...

36

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

26 April - Chris uploads Christ Chan - Sakkijarven Polkka mp4.
22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.
14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.
13 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian.
5 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla.
31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling official Sonichu "amiibos".

Recently Uncovered Info

27 April - Picture of Chris editing Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging Part 3 from January 2024
19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024
31 March - Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff from 8 March 2024
11 March - The Knights of CWC chats from July 2021
4 March - Tinyhorse1942 Twitter profile from March 2021
8 February - Genderbent Dimension from October 2020

CWCki News

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