Sonichu 2 Official Videobook

Sonichu 2 Official Videobook is a series of videos made by Chris, in which he reads and comments on Sonichu 2. He started uploading these videos on 12 September 2009.

• In Episode 7, we are introduced to the Anchuent Prophecy!

Episode 7

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Anchuent Prophecy
Genre:	Videobook
Creator:	CWC
Voices:	CWC
Cast:	Sonichu Old Man Cartoon CWC Walter Grisby Nicole Rammer

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[a little stuffed up] Okay, now we are beginning our nexestallment, Book Number Two. [sigh] Yeah, once again, all Sonichu material is copyright March 17, 2000, by me, Christian Weston Chandler. Any names or persons illustrate in any o'the Sonichu comic books, except that of myself that may seem similar to anyone in real life or fiction are purely coincidental, or otha-wise parodic. Anyway, here's the cover of Book Number Two. It's like the basic origin of like you know how I got my transformation. Capabilities.

Episode 7: Anchuent Prophecy.

In da mountain areas, there is- there is this cave protected by, uh, couple of- surrounded by couple of stone statues. And Sonichu's just whizzing around, checking things out, ahzuma day run. And then pra- and he shwhips by the, uh, cave, he's like, Ooh, thisisthefirstimeInotice, s-like badgs-track an' looks at it. And then he reads on the stat- uh this, one of the stone tablets that says, "Only the Creature and his Master of da Prophecy may enter dis Destiny Cave."

"Creature a-master of prophecy?"

"Yes. On-ly those of the prophecy," says nearby stone tablet, which turns out to be... an old man.

"Forgive me, for I am the keeper of the Destiny Cave. [wrong voice] Oh my stars. [right voice] Oh my stars, you! You are the creature of the prophecy! We have much to discuss."

A while passes by after Sonichu and the old man discusses the, uh, situation, and then Sonichu whizzes back to me and tells me about the situation, s-so I reply, "So, let me get this straight. You found a cave and an old man guarding it. The old man elaborated that you are da prophecized creature, at since I am your creator and father, I ab da prophecized master. And I am able to receive a special power by entering the cave with you and the cave keeper, is this true?"

"Yeah, I know it seems far-fetched. But da-crik-dik but wit' the cave carvings, I say it's worth a shot, sir."

"Okay."

And then we both he- then we both head on over to the cave. I took my car, and Sonichu just waited for me over there. S- and the old man greet us he said, "Come! Let's fulfill the prophecy!"

So the two of us are, uh, marveling the, uh, cave drawings as say ay do seem accurate, while the old man elaborates, "It was prophecized by the ancient masters dat a re- reincarnation of our leader will take pen in hand to combine a mouse and a hedgehog, and give birth to a new electric creature. Then the leader will place his hand-made medallion on the pedestal and release the powers that were his, as well as his lady's and rival's powers. The powers will transform you all into the electric creatures with variable powers of good, bad, and peace. Also, an evil will s- strike the day the original electrical creature finds this cave. Only the released powers can defeat the evil."

"What? By finding this cave, I've released an evil? Shhw... boy do I feel special."

[sigh] Sonichu, it's not your fault. So the jar-the-a jar this evil, I have to release the ancient powers? I do it."

"That is correct, sire. Then stand over there, and I perform the chant."

Aight, so I place my medal on the ped- my medal on the my- on the medal pedestal, and then the, uh, two other columns have, wuh-dere itemss open up and then the sss- and the old man does his chat.

"I KNOWS I LICK A MO ORK, IK CAN BUL IK CABMO, AH AH."

Which backwards, it can sound like, "LUM BAK AY CRAY OH PLOMO CLAY UH ZONA, AH HA." Eheh. Take that, Zorak. [sniffle] Ad then my meadow levitates and it comes towards me, then- and then um filled with a pow- and then I'm started to fill with a power.

And Sonichu's just nearby, he's like, "Sir? Chris?"

And I'm in a daze, then in my head I was inner- I was intercepted by a ances- by an ancestor.

"I am the Ancient Leader o' tha Cherokee Clan."

"Where am I? Sonichu? Old Man? What's going on here?"

"You are Christian Chandler, my reincarnation."

"Oh. Okay. Imapressed. Mmm."

"With the powers you have released comes great responsibilities. Use your powers to help others and yourself when necessary. Your rival will show up to fight you, but your lady friend, gal-pal, will help you against him and da evil. Do you understand?"

"Yeah, I understand."

"Now to atcess your powers, place your hands on'd your Sonichu medallion, feel the powers within you, and say 'Electric Hedgehog Power.' Try it once to return to Sonichu."

"Thank you agcestor, I will do my best."

"Take care, Christian."

"ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POWER!"

[FWSHWSHWSH!]

DA-DA, CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU!

"Papa? Papa?"

"Sonichu?"

"Yeah. And it looks like you are too."

"What?"

And then ah l- I mean I'm looking at Sonichu when they talking and, and I look down. Uh wait a minute, where are my shirt sleeves? I look down and I notice my body's changed lil' bit, and then I got a tayal?

"Sonichu? Fetch me a mirror!"

"Okay, I found one."

And I look into it and then ah realize I am a Sonichu too.

[gasp!] "I see. This must be part of my new powers. Cool! Ehhh."

And then Sonichu says, "Uhhhh Papa? I'm pretty much freaked out by all this. Let's just zap outta here."

"Okay! Let's go."

Meanwhile after a really- having released the powers, the uh beams of light with theres- with the items [sigh] levi- [sigh] teleport towards their respective owners. Anoder meadow goes to Walter Grisby, age 25, and then the- and then the power bracelets go towards Nicole Rammer, age 22, my gal-pal and friend. They were sweethearts for a little while, but they bay- they broke up.

"Ahhh."

"Huh? Wha?"

To be continued in da next video. Stay tuned.

Episode 8

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[narrating] Episode 8, Chaos and Serenity.

In da mind of Walter Grisby, he is intercepted by his ancestor.

Walter's Ancestor: Walter, your ancient...ait a minute [Chris realizes he read the comic out of order, because he has no concept of positioning word balloons in a way they can be easily read by English-speakers]

Walter: Wait a minute, where am I? Who are you, what's going on?

Walter's Ancestor: Walter, [page clearly shows "Wes Iseli" instead of Walter] your ancient power uh has been released. Now you must seek and destroy your rival.

Walter: Rival, what?

Walter's Ancestor: This is your arrival. [gestures to a conveniently-placed framed wall-mounted 8x10 glossy of CWC] Christian Chandler. You two were livals in previous lives, and you still are.

Walter: [surprisingly accepting of this new information] Eh, okay. He did have a hint of jealousy against me. But anyway what do I do and what what what what what what?

Walter's Ancestor: Release the power of yer Fireshock Pendant by centering your anger, and shout, "Fire burn off." Transfer now, and we'll begin training.

Walter: N'okay! FIRE BURN OFF! [Chris makes fart noises mixing into ragged blowing sounds to simulate the Johnny Storm-style transformation going on as Chris moves the page around the camera in a manner that really should have been preceeded by a seizure warning. The page stops on a mysterious orange Sonic recolor.]

[narrates] WES-LI SONICHU. [jump cut] Awright then, let the training begin.

[another jump cut] Meanwhile, in Nicole's mind...

Nicole: Hm, whoa, what happened to my room? [quick gasp] Who are you?

Queen: I'm the Kori-I'm the Queen of the Churrokee Clan. My husband was da leader.

Nicole: Ooookay. Why am I here?

Queen: The ancient powerrrs of me, my husband, and this rival were just released. You hab been dispo-restowed with the Lightning Bracelets.

Nicole: I wonder why these things were on my arms.

Queen: You must use the power to bring serenity between my husband's reincarnation and his rival. Also you three must work togetter to stop the evil that was also released.

Nicole: Hmm. [bypasses dozens of more important questions] How will I recotnize your husband's soul?

Queen: His soul belongs to a friend of yourss. Now cross your bracelets and say, "Graceful lightning," to transform. I will teach the powers, then you must bring peace to the world, Nicole Rammer.

Nicole: Wow. This is too much. I guess zis destiny. [jump cut]

[sounding like a gravely ill Marge Simpson] Graceful lightning.

[Chris makes more of his Academy Award-winning self-crafted wind sound effects, waving the paper in front of the camera. He comes to a brief stop at a picture of a winking yellow rosechu, then makes a kiss noise, and resumes the dizzying optical assault, stopping on the final form of the heavily-cleavaged, but seemingly pantsless...] SARAMAH ROSECHU.

Saramah Rosechu: Wonderful. There is much to learn.

[jump cut, narrating] Mental training goes by quickly, when they are in da minds. It's like as if time slows down for everybody when dey are in dere minds. Anyway. Meanwhile, about an hour later. About on about near some truff terrain nearby Giovanni's Gym & Base ne-at the Destiny Cave, So-me-Chris Sonichu and I are still in dere [sigh] er uh talking to each other:

Chris-Chan Sonichu: Hmm. Well, thanks Sonichu for helpin' me learn my new powers, electric attacks, hyper beams, and my speed.

Sonichu: Eh, no sweat, Pop.

Chris-Chan Sonichu: Mmmmm. But I just can't figure out why I need to do to change back to normal.

Sonichu: Ah, don't worry too much about it, Pop. We'll figure out eventually.

[narrates] Sonichu bops me on the chest and SWUUOINK-WHOOSH! I transform back.

CWC: Wow.

Sonichu: Huh. Oy did was touch your chest mark; y'change back. Whuyaknow?

CWC: Yeah. Thanks a lot Sonichu. [feeble giggle]

[jump cut, back to narration] At about that time within W-Walter's mind, his training becomes complete.

Walter's Ancestor: Your training is complete, Wes-Li. Now, BEGONE. Go destroy Christian.

[narrates] WHOOSH. Teleporty to batto near where Christi-where I-Sonichu and I are.

Wes-Li Sonichu: Okay, now'a find my rival, where is he? [brooding tone] Aaaaaaah, there he is.

[narrating, seemingly prideful that his fat-stretched clown shirt is so easy to spot] He recognizes me right away. Ad then nearby, ssssss-Saram-su-sss-Nicole ssslass-Saramah Rosechu was teleported nearby.

Saramah Rosechu: Hmm. The Queen said I'd find them around here somewhere.

[narrating] Buh-without ter-not realizing it yet, yerize he says, lez-Walter says:

Wes-Li Sonichu: [with even less emotion than people display for actual barbecues] All right Chris. Get ready for a barbecue. [Chris blows into the microphone, just as a fireball would] FIRE BLAST.

[narrating] 'Lil ways off, Saramah notices:

Saramah Rosechu: I wonder where...what the?

[narrating] Hmm...ooy um Sonichu and I are just finishing our conversuh-conversation sumpin'

CWC: Yaddayaddayadda [channeling his inner Hank Hill] 'Oyuh'll tell ya whut...

Sonichu: Hmm?

[narrating] Sonichu notices the fire blast coming in.

Sonichu: s-PAPA LOOK OUT.

[narrating] WHOOOSH. Dashes me out da way, as the fireflies lands on the ground.

CWC: [SHOW SOME EMOTION GODDAMMIT; YOU ALMOST GOT KILLED, ASSHOLE] Wow, that was a...wow. 'Ut a blast. Thanks Sonichu.

Sonichu: That's okay, dewd.

Saramah Rosechu: I saw that. That guy fired on that man down there. Oh my gozh, that's Chris. W'thank God da Sonichu sav-uh-im-saved 'im. Buh-who?

[back to narration, Chris grunts, drops the page and puts it back into frame] And s-and-Wes-Li neuralizes his miss and he's li-he lunch-jumps down towards them.

Wes-Li Sonichu: [grunts] I'll ge'em this time.

[jump cut, narrating] Wes-Li jumps really high ad then comes craw-and curls up into a b-into his sphere form, uh, sphere.....position [and apparently triples in size] and, l-and comments down towards me and Sonichu.

CWC: Whu-duh, SONICHU RUN!

Sonichu: You don't have to tell ME twice! Return to stone age? Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice. Heheheheh. RUN FROM THE DINOSAUR.

[page turn, jump cut, back to narration] And we got out o' the way just in time as, uh, he hits the ground, lands about a few fee-few ways down. We both look back and notice that he went in, and th'he jumps back out safely.

[Chris drops the page again, pauses while he picks it back up]

And Saramah's like thinkin':

Saramah Rosechu: Wow this gain-tense.

[narrating] Uh-den we take a look-ah-dem...me and Wes-Li, we take a g'look into each other's eyes. [pauses, as if Chris is savoring this tender moment of two men, enemies on the battlefield, but both hungrily taking each other in, only barely able to suppress their forbidden love for one another. If only they'd met in another time. Another place.] Hmmmm. [another pause for further savoring] And we're thinkin' bu-then Zhuramah wants to hear on the conversation:

Saramah Rosechu: I'll use my bracelet's power to hear those two.

[narrating] And I'm like:

CWC: I see. As described in the prophecyyy.

[narrating] I'm thinking. Ad den I say:

CWC: I'm guessin' that you also have a secret identity. If so, who are you really?

Wes-Li Sonichu: Okay [Chris: replies Wes-Li] I'll give you a clue. Your friend sat on my lap and you had a jealous look on your face.

CWC: No. Walter Grisby!

Wes-Li Sonichu: You are correct!

Saramah Rosechu: [gasps] Oh no, not Walter Grisby, I don't believe this! Hmm.

CWC: Who-a-you think you are for attacking us?

Wes-Li Sonichu: I'm am y'arrival. Hahahaha.

[jump cut, narrating] Then we launch into our discu-into our conversation of argument:

CWC: Okey, I'll a'mit that with the that was jealous of you because you get to spend so much more time with Sarah than I do.

[immediately goes into narration] I had an angry look on my face, and he has a smirk.

Wes-Li Sonichu: Yeah, whatever. My ancestor o' the Wasabi Clan wanted to rule the world, and the only way to do that...

[Chris narrates, his character surprisingly not listening to what other people are saying] And I continue on with a thought:

CWC: Oh, but I only felt jealousy because I care a lot about her. Eh, the reason I kept on it inside me for all this time was that I wanted her to be happy, all things considered...

[narrating] And he c-and then Wes-Li continues on sayin':

Wes-Li Sonichu: ...was to steal the Cherokian Clown from y' lousy Cherokees for centuries we of...

CWC: [once again deep in thought, not giving a shit what Wes-Li is saying] ...after all, I res-after all, I respett her feelings, and if she feels happier with you than I am, happy knowing that uhh we've been lifelong friends, you know...

Wes-Li Sonichu: ...the Wasabi Clan...whut...wuz-asabi Clan cried trails of tears because we are never able to kill the King of the Cherokee Clan to get da marvelous Cherokian Clown...

[narrating] Ad den I finish up by saying:

CWC: [angry that someone else is talking without pitying him or referencing him at all] HEY! I'm pourin' out my I'm pourin' out my heart about how I care for my sweet friend my best friend my h-lifelong friend why you dig into your pond of greed!

Wes-Li Sonichu: Well, enough talk. Time to fight!

[narrating] And he comes launching lunching at me with a punch, like a Mach Punch.

CWC: [thinking...with portals!] Uh, he's coming fast I needa transform, and I don't have much time, good thing I laid this card down. Agddivate Magic-Cra Ad-da-Addivate Trap Card Magic Cylinder!

[narrating] He puts his hand in one cylinder and out the udder, it bops him on the head [chuckles] and then I transform:

CWC: 'LETRIC HEDGEHAW POWER!

[Chris mouths whoosh noises, focuses on Saramah's face] An-nen-suh-a-nen-Saramah realizes, thinkin':

Saramah Rosechu: Aw, he was jealous for me? Aw, that's so sweet.

[jump cut, we see CWC is now Chris-Chan Sonichu]

Chris-Chan Sonichu: Da-da! Hmm. Ay, Wes [oops!] Ay, Walt, are you okay? How many life points d'you have let?

[Wes-Li Sonichu grunts as though he's either annoyed, or has turned into a slowly accelerating car, then Chris mouths more of those fabulous whooshing noises, as we see orange and yellow beams fly out of Wes-Li's face. Chris narrates] He launches a famethlower!

Chris-Chan Sonichu: WAAAAAA I gah dah-dah got away but he singed my tay-al.

[Chris sniffs, then narrates] I after I stop, drop, and roll to put out the flame:

Chris-Chan Sonichu: You burn my tay-al! Now it's PERSONAL.

[narrating] Is like give ma a Mach Punch of my own, BAM, a meh-a-den he gets me wi' a Mega Kick WHAM, I miss a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha attack 'at only I can etsecute, th'he hits me with a Sky Uppercunt, and he lands me on the ground.

Wes-Li Sonichu: Heh heh. How many life points do you have left? A-heh.

[narrating] A'then he toots the crown away from me f-aways from my possession there, and I had it.

Wes-Li Sonichu: How many life...thanks for the crown, dude!

Saramah Rosechu: That's it, I can't take it anymore!

[narrating] And Saramah's 'bout to launch a bow from her arrow [jump cut to correct] an error f-arrow from her bow. [another jump cut] And Walter's sayin':

Wes-Li Sonichu: Now it's time to say good-bye, Chris!

Saramah Rosechu: WALTER GRISBY, VWOOP-PWROON! PFFFFT!

Wes-Li Sonichu: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! Where dis non-sacra tree come from?

[narrating] And he's pinned to a tree, he drops the crown, and the nearby, I'm thinkin' I no-iss the aught's happening she zay:

Chris-Chan Sonichu: Wow. She must be da lady o' peace ats described in da prophecy.

[narrating] To be continued in the nets video. Stay tuned.

Episode 9

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