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Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null.
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- ... that Chris has been recording himself freaking out on camera as early as 10th grade?
- ... that Chris stuck anal beads up his asshole but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
- ... that you should believe in the OCs?
- ... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed Sonichu named Bundychu?
- ... and that Bundychu is friends with Bob Chandler?
- ... that despite being the so-called CPU of the Commodore systems, Chris doesn't know how to turn a Commodore 64 on?
- ... that Chris stuck his duck in some snow?
- ... that Clyde is Weaker than Water?
- ... that Alec Benson Leary imprisoned four Rosechus in his basement?
- ... that Chris drove Ryan Cash to suicide when he temporarily cancelled Sonichu?
- ... that Chris has been to Finland on at least seven separate occasions?
- ... and that Chris denies ever going to the country, despite photographic evidence?
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Today in Christory, in 2009, as recollected in the Regina e-mails, Chris is conned out of $100 by Gregg Mays when trying to sell a bunch of Guitar Hero controllers to an eBay customer, resulting in him wasting three useless hours waiting at McDonalds.
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In 2017, Jessica Quinn breaks up with Chris, alleging that trolls hacked into her Facebook after he had tried to make peace with them by doing a Q&A. Chris then rages on camera and in a post at Kiwi Farms.
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It is currently October 2026. It has been...
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October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
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