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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬 ” Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 394 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,233 days 458 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,878 days 5,538 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,538 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October. Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis? ... that Chris needs no bitches? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space. (more...)

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