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Welcome to the CWCki! The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR 5600 days without an outage! We currently have 2,713 articles...and counting!

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Quote of the Now “ I have been drawing. I'm just waiting until it's complete before puting anything of it online. ” Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Now Lesbian Sex Audition is a YouTube video uploaded by Chris (as IMG 3207) on 31 May 2016, in which he shows off his unappreciated acrobatic sexual prowess in hopes to impress a lesbian couple, Sam and Ellen, who hoped to raise a baby by means of natural impregnation. Its contents are essentially a more SFW version of For Julie's Eyes Only (mostly because he's not technically naked). Chris attempts to demonstrate his sexual prowess with a blow-up doll, explaining his actions as he goes along, with the notion that he will treat Sam or Ellen to this sort of sexual experience should they allow him to impregnate one of them. He starts simple, attempting to perform cunnilingus on the doll's stomach and shoving his face in its rear with the offer of anal to Sam and Ellen (even though this categorically couldn't impregnate them) but moves on to advanced techniques such as helicoptering the doll around on his dick, all the while humming childish tunes and imitating voices. The tour-de-force concludes with Chris claiming that spinning a plastic sex doll on top of him for a few minutes was "a good workout" and mentioning that his dick is "five, seven inches long". (More...) Improvement Project of the Now The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment are... OkCupid Be sure to consult the talk page for improvement suggestions. GO WORK ON IT! Did You Know... ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris creates a video to urge his True and Loyal Fanbase to keep his Wikipedia article up, to keep any more VICIOUS LIES AND SLANDER from being spread across the internet. Of course, at this point, it would be far too late. (more...)

Check this Out Da Update It is currently May 2025. It has been... 16 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 2 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot. 18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper. 17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025. 11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations. 4 April: Chris is spotted in Finland. Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Wave. Recently Uncovered Info 22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021 18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob. CWCipedia Tracker Under the 14 November 2009 daily comic update plan, Chris published 137 comic pages and missed 159 days! Since the plan's discontinuation on February 24th and death of the CWCipedia on May 30th, Chris has gone three months straight without updates. 1 June - Hamsty adds the pages 8-10, Mao clarifies the issue of Sonichu copyrights. 31 May - Pages 6 and 7 of the season 2 are added by Hamsty, as is the page explaining the current state of Sonichu copyrights. 30 May - Hamsty adds the 5 first pages of Sonichu Season 2, and updates the FAQ page and the bios for Sonichu and Rosechu. Later on, Deconstructing Chris article is added by Hamsty. 30 May - Due to the abandonment by Chris, Hamsty the Hamster takes over as the new Captain of the CWCipedia. 27 May - Later, the wiki finally gives out and dies, only to be resurrected by Mao in a flurry of dicks. 27 May - The vandalism extravaganza continues. Chris announces that he has abandoned the CWCipedia. ««« All CWC-changes, all the time. »»»

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