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The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler

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Quote of the Now

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Hi Christine,

Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.

As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.

We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.

Best regards,

BABSCon

”

BABSCon in an email to Chris.

Article of the Now

Chris has numerous imaginary family members that exist only in C-197, while Chris has put some real-life counterparts into his imaginary world, this article covers those who have been made up entirely by Chris. This page will not cover Sonichu or the Chaotic combo since they already have their own pages and while Sonichu does refer to Chris as "father" or "mama", this is more along the lines of Chris being his benevolent creator rather than an actual family. Like most, if not all of Chris's original characters; pretty much all of them exist purely to worship him or to give him extra powers in the comic.

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Improvement Project of the Now

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment are...

OkCupid

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Did You Know...

... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?

This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris was featured in Piedmont Virginia Community College's newspaper for having his Animal Crossing "documentary" published in the May 2004 issue of Nintendo Power.

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Da Update

It is currently April 2024. It has been...

32

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.

Current Updates

22 April - Chris uploads Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple.
15 April - Chris reveals a new page of Sonichu 0 HD on Twitter.
14 April - After over three weeks, Chris returns to Twitter to complain over leaked chats.
13 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Pray High Valyrian.
5 April - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - Silakka Apajalla.
31 March - OfficialCWCmart starts selling official Sonichu "amiibos".
25 March
- Chris is spotted in a parking lot near Target in Lynchburg, VA.
- Chris accidentally presses the livestream button trying to record another song for the AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan series. Twice.

Recently Uncovered Info

19 April - Art request for Sockness lore from December 2019
11 April - Cults3D from January 2024
31 March - Chris's conversation with BABSCon staff from 8 March 2024
11 March - The Knights of CWC chats from July 2021
4 March - Tinyhorse1942 Twitter profile from March 2021
8 February - Genderbent Dimension from October 2020
20 January - Possession Roleplay from January 2020

CWCipedia Tracker

Under the 14 November 2009 daily comic update plan, Chris published 137 comic pages and missed 159 days! Since the plan's discontinuation on February 24th and death of the CWCipedia on May 30th, Chris has gone three months straight without updates.

1 June - Hamsty adds the pages 8-10, Mao clarifies the issue of Sonichu copyrights.
31 May - Pages 6 and 7 of the season 2 are added by Hamsty, as is the page explaining the current state of Sonichu copyrights.
30 May - Hamsty adds the 5 first pages of Sonichu Season 2, and updates the FAQ page and the bios for Sonichu and Rosechu. Later on, Deconstructing Chris article is added by Hamsty.
30 May - Due to the abandonment by Chris, Hamsty the Hamster takes over as the new Captain of the CWCipedia.
27 May - Later, the wiki finally gives out and dies, only to be resurrected by Mao in a flurry of dicks.
27 May - The vandalism extravaganza continues. Chris announces that he has abandoned the CWCipedia.

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