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Article of the Now Announcement 04/16/2016 is a video Chris streamed on 16 April 2016 in which he "launches" Sonichu Entertainment of America – a business concept fed to him by the Lady Managers. In it, Chris reads off a script announcing the venture, unaware of the many jokes peppered in by the Lady Managers to mock him. Chris concludes the video on a unrelated note, asking fans to make a meme about the effects of autism. (More...) Did You Know... ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists? ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase? ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"? ... that Chris went to school on the short bus? ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens? ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz? ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject? ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt? ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)? ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again? ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places? ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris reports in his diary that he has discovered a potential way of attracting ladies, using red string with a paper heart attached. (more...) In 2017, Doopie publicly shoots down Chris's "extremely creepy" attempt at socializing with her and scolds him for giving her money while he and his mother are in the habit of begging for grocery money. (more...) In 2021, Chris is arrested for incest. (more...)

JUNE 4, 2010- DID YOU KNOW CHRISCHAN, THE BIG BOOBED MAN BOY WENT TO THE GAME PLACE TONIGHT, PHOTOGRAPHED EMPLOYEES, WAS SEEN, CHASED TO HIS CAR, TRIED TO RUN OVER MIKE AND MADELINE, POLICE CARS SURROUNDED HIS CAR, GRILLED HIM, SERVED HIM WITH HIM A BAN NOTICE, AND ARE MADE AWARE OF THE PORNOPRAPHY HE PUTS ON THE INTERNET.

Quote of the Now “ Happy Independence Day. ⚡️💙⚡️🇺🇸 ” Chris on Bluesky Da Update It is currently August 2025. It has been... 9 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 76 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 July - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form. 23 July - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at Rauma International Market in Finland. 11 July - Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged Reviews -Wave 3 Trailer. 4 July - Chris wishes his fans a Happy Independence Day. 29 June - Chris publishes Discovering Transformers Legacy United Merged Wave 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 24 July - PokeStop rejection from August 2020 11 July - Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland sighting from April 2024. 5 July - A listing on eBay reveals Chris's first jail letter in response to a fan, from August 2021. 15 June - Photo analysis reveals that Chris attended the Festival of Light in May 2025 and traveled to Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland. Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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