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Jessica Quinn was a white knight, turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's sweetheart from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017 after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 October 2017, after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015 until the second breakup.
Quinn's trolling resulted Chris incorporating a fat fetishism storyline into Sonichu and in the videos I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us, IMG 5424, and CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE.
The Quinn Saga is the last saga before Chris's grip on reality was permanently shattered by the Idea Guys.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
- ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call?
- ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
- ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
- ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
- ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
- ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
- ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
- ... that
ChrisBILLY MAYSAllison AmberBrendan FraserMary Lee WalshRobbie Van Drawson is the Mayor of CWCville? - ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
- ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?
- ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, the Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
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