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I'm just not ready for a relationship with you, Jimmy. “ EVERY SINLE INDIVIDUAL, ALL OF YOU, ME! We are all perverts! Good, neutral, bad, light powered, evil, good, light powered, good, light power, neutral, bad, evil. That range, all of you, no matter what, we are all perverts! It's not that great. In fact, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed of myself for being a pervert. And then I'm just ashamed of just people who are perverts and how they exhibit themselves and just there's too much sex on TV. There's too much sex media. I mean sure, it's fine and all, but if you don't want to have future generations be perverts, then why is this shit on the internet, on the TV, and everything? [sigh] But it is. So, what are we going to do about this? There has to be a way to tone this down or something. I don't know. Maybe I went into a rant there, but I'm staying a truth. I'm stating truth here. Alright? [sigh] ” Chris in C-Log 03182026. Welcome to the CWCki! The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler. WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,897 articles...and counting! Quote of the Now “ EVERY SINLE INDIVIDUAL, ALL OF YOU, ME! We are all perverts! Good, neutral, bad, light powered, evil, good, light powered, good, light power, neutral, bad, evil. That range, all of you, no matter what, we are all perverts! It's not that great. In fact, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed of myself for being a pervert. And then I'm just ashamed of just people who are perverts and how they exhibit themselves and just there's too much sex on TV. There's too much sex media. I mean sure, it's fine and all, but if you don't want to have future generations be perverts, then why is this shit on the internet, on the TV, and everything? [sigh] But it is. So, what are we going to do about this? There has to be a way to tone this down or something. I don't know. Maybe I went into a rant there, but I'm staying a truth. I'm stating truth here. Alright? [sigh] ” Chris in C-Log 03182026. Article of the Now Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History is an unofficial documentary webseries created by Geno Samuel, which began in February 2018. It is, as the name suggests, an extensive, in-depth documentary about Chris's life, similar to Sachumo's. However, while Sachumo's film is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, with most videos being between 35 to 45 minutes in length, with a decent portion of this being tied to the playback of Chris's own audio and video. The documentary series began on 14 June 2018 and covers select events ranging from how Chris's parents met in the 1980s to Chris's arrest on 1 August 2021. Currently running at 85 episodes, the series has far surpassed Geno's expectations of how in-depth it would be when he first began developing it. As of Part LXXXV, the runtime for the documentary series is quite extensive at over two and a half days. The series went on hiatus after the release of Part LXXXV on 17 March 2024, and is now slated to resume in November 2027 once the series' "remastered" editions are finished premiering weekly starting on 21 March 2026. The series is composed of material Geno personally believes to be relevant and/or interesting, and it leaves out the remainder. In an April 2023 comment, Geno stated that he was "evermore trying to make [the episodes] move faster by cutting out irrelevant stuff", adding that he wanted to be finished sooner. Even still, Geno has claimed he intends to continue the series until either he or Chris dies. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2010, 36 hours after declaring he was leaving the Internet, Chris proves us wrong again by posting another video, this time complaining about a voice actress on The Cleveland Show. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it? Da Update It is currently March 2026. It has been... 37 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 75 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 3 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 18 March - Chris uploads C-Log 03182026. 6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1. 27 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue. 24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8. 23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2. 21 February It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc. Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Hyperdimension Neptunia for the PS3. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. 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