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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,898 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️ ” Chris on Reddit.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 880 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,719 days 944 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,364 days 6,024 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,024 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed. According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers". (More...)

Did You Know ... that Sonichu has his own amiibo? ... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke? ... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0? ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)? ... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions? ... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing? ... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons? ... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one? ... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart? ... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis? ... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis? ... that Chris needs no bitches? This Day in Christory In 2009, PandaHalo releases a complete scan of the Scrapbook of Fail. (more...)

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