Article of the Now
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris denies being a lolcow?
- ... that Barbara is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician?
- ... that Chris can feel how sad and horny he is in his heart and solar plexus chakra?
- ... that Chris admits Women's Rights didn't exist in CWCville until 2017?
- ... and that he blames it on the past Chris?
- ... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on toys during the Financhu Crisis, which could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for?
- ... that Chris's full name and description is "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"?
- ... that the COVID-19 pandemic was engineered by Jacob Sockness?
- ... that Count Graduon is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris bought an LAI MI Asian sex doll.
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Quote of the Now
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Doctor David Alan Chandler, opthalmologist of Virginia, passed on from the 1218 half into the body of his C-197 self-counterpart over a week ago. It was shocking to hear, and more shocking finding the confirmation.
I do not know much about him, other than his profession, the names of his wife and child and what little Mister C., our dad, had told me. Also, he had checked my eye sight on Groundhog Day in 1996 and told me I was near-sighted and needed glasses.
He distanced himself from our dad decades ago, and I hardly saw him, much less our sister, Carol, of whom I know even less.
So, what am I expected to say about him when I don't know much about him?
I feel in this event, but his wife, child and sister feel it worse, since they were closer to him than I was.
I'm sorry I couldn't say much else about Alan, of my two half-brothers who prescribed me my first pair of glasses. That's all. Thank you, Alan. See you again after the Merge completes.
⚡️💙⚡️
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| Chris on Bluesky.
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Da Update
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It is currently October 2026. It has been...
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35 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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189 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current updates
Recently Uncovered Info
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Improvement Project of the Now
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October 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones.
The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
- A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.
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