Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)
In the Sonichu comic series Chris has portrayed himself as more than a fat autistic slob who refuses to work. Within the comic universe Chris is the mayor of CWCville, "father" of hero Sonichu and beloved by all despite failing almost as much as in real-life.
Despite the sub-episodes ostensibly featuring Real Chris, he can't seem to keep from evoking superpowers and plot contrivances.
In the comic
Chris depicts himself as mayor of his fictional town CWCville. Unlike real life, Comic Chris is popular, good-looking, and surrounded by women (in reality, trolls, gal-pals who hate him, or fictional creations like Allison Amber who also hate him.) He also has the ability to change himself into Chris-Chan Sonichu and use all the powers of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon at will (thus rendering Sonichu and company completely irrelevant).
Comic Chris is noble, brave, intelligent, and surrounded by cartoon characters who fawn over him. In the comic, real-life relics like his medallion aren't handicaps, they're magical objects which can make his dreams come true. He even has a job as mayor of CWCville, and a doting secretary on whom he dumps all his dirty work, which she takes with a smile.
In other words, comic Chris is who real Chris really wants to be.
It should be noted that Sammy is actually a more accurate depiction of Chris in the comic.
Sonichu 0
Being the narcissistic tool he is, Chris felt it reasonable to add himself into his own comic. Right from Sonichu 0 Chris is depicted on the front cover commanding Sonichu to "Zap to the extreme!", and within the comic itself, congratulating Sonichu for his victory. At this point, not only is Chris drawing himself semi-realistically, but he is still a minor character. Sonichu 0 is one of the rare issues actually based around Sonichu.
Sonichu 1
Sonichu 1 is Chris's lowest key outing to date, merely depicting himself commenting on the actions of the characters, and, bizarrely, his own drawing ability.
Sonichu 2
Having again drawn himself on the cover, by Sonichu 2 Chris has turned himself into a fully-fledged main character. Going insane with his own self-absorption, Chris depicts himself as the fufillment of the Anchuent Prophecy foretold by his ancestors. It is in this issue that he first gains his ability to turn into Chris-Chan Sonichu.
Sonichu 3
After featuring heavily in the previous comic, Chris takes a backseat to the Chaotic Combo. Sadly, he still can't resist adding his head onto the first page.
Sonichu 4
The legendary comic made entirely up of sub-episodes about Chris's life. Things get a little confusing because not only are the electric hedgehog Pokemon depicted as existing in Real Chris's universe, but he also has super-powers with which to battle the Jerkops. Again, Chris is depicting himself with selfless friends and powers he wished he actually had, but doesn't. And all the powers and Pokemon in the world still don't stop him getting beaten by the Jerkops or being trolled by Hanna. This comic also marks the introduction of Crystal, the sister he wishes he had in real life (for obvious reasons).
Sonichu 5
Real Chris, distraught at discovering Sarah Hammer is getting married, depicts himself as a noble gentleman who wants what's best for her and allows her to get married. In reality Sarah couldn't care less what Chris thought about her marriage, which renders his acceptance of the wedding null and void. An interpretation could be made that Chris is battling the two versions of himself - the side who wants Sarah all to himself (Real Chris, played by Wes Iseli) and the side who wants Sarah to be happy (Comic Chris). It probably helped that by this point Chris had transferred his feelings for Sarah over to Megan, who makes her debut appearance as Sailor Megtune, allowing him to make the noble choice a lot easier than it would have otherwise been.
This comic also debuts the pseudo-manga look (thanks a lot, Megan) that would come to characterize the comic over the next few years.
By the next episode, things start getting confused. Yes, Chris is mayor of CWCville and can order around public servants, but he still can't find a girlfriend. Despite this, he continues to depict himself as a noble warrior of love, protecting all Virginians from those who wish to take it away.
Sonichu 6
Sonichu 6 is the first issue to go into detail about how Comic Chris manages to manage running a city while sitting around getting trolled. Opening with Real Chris discovering that his beloved dog Patti Chandler can talk, the action soon switches to Comic Chris as they enter CWCville. Chris introduces Patti-Chan to Allison Amber, a Hollywood starlet who gave up her promising career to run CWCville while Chris was sitting in his attraction locations. This character is indicative of how Chris portrays himself as so charismatic that young women drop everything to do his bidding. He is the "Big Cheese". Either way, fictional Allison Amber has a boyfriend, so Chris loses out in his own comic yet again.
Comic Chris spends the rest of the comic bemoaning his loneliness, and making veiled hints that Megan is his true sweetheart.
Sonichu 7
The megalomania begins on the cover, which is decorated with tiny pictures of the important moments of Chris's life, such as the time he held a basketball or tricked Megan into being photographed with him.
The comic itself revolves around Comic Chris and Megan, who is depicted as struggling with her feelings for Chris (in reality, she hated him). The comic at this point was being used as a tool to attract Megan, so much of the extraneous action is centered on the dating life of the sonichus as a (barely) veiled hint as to what direction their friendship should take. The courting of Megan is also why it's the most Manga-centric issue to date, as well as the most inconsistent when it comes to Chris's depictions of himself, as he manages to draw himself differently in every frame.
This issue is also notable because it introduces Sammy, a younger version of Comic Chris who is a lot more similar to Real Chris, in that he watches TV on "ghost command", is massively overweight, and shits his pants.
Halfway through making the comic Chris was being trolled relentlessly, so he responded by trapping himself in the time void, and thus removing himself from the direct action.
Sonichu 8
Unable to keep himself completely out of the action, Chris emerges temporally from the time void on the 10th floor in the 4-cent_garbage.com building in order to physically assault an employee who is working on a caricature of the Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail picture, while Rosechu and Sonichu cheer on him in unison. Chris disappears immediately afterwards.
Sonichu 9
Chris doesn't appear until the very end of issue 9. In the scene, Magi-Chan and Wild Sonichu discover the Time Void and end up pulling Chris out of the void. Fifteen minutes later, Chris, as Chris-Chan Sonichu, unveils some sort of plan (which is never mentioned) and he races off. On the final page, Chris declares that he, and anyone he created out of his sweetheart search misadventures, will never show up in the pages of his comic again... though the last page presumes that it'll continue in "Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Adventures"
Sonichu 10
Despite the announcement at the end of the previous issue, Chris's character returns and quickly places himself in the middle of the spotlight. Whatever small narrative restrains the character had before are now completely gone, and he works more as a wish fulfilling Gary Stu than ever.
At the beginning of the comic Chris discusses the future, wherein he is to be married to a woman named Lovely Weather and, since he slept with her, he is no longer a virgin. Apparently, homosexuality is such a big problem in the future that Chris was also asked by future scientists to donate some of his "straight" blood since they could use it as vaccine. Chris however, hoping to employ it on the homos in the present, sends Magi-Chan back to the future to steal a crate of the vaccine.
Chris moves on to fight some devil trolls who had infested his old website, and then he attacks and destroys 4-cent_garbage.com leaving 100 people dead in the process, including Jack Thaddeus and Clyde Cash who is forced to commit suicide.
Chris is then attacked by Naitsirhc, but Chris eventually gets the upper hand and tries out the gay vaccine on him. After Naitsirhc turns back into his old incarnation, Chris declares the vaccine a success, and gives the order to pollute all the drinking water supplies in the world with it, effectually eradicating homosexuality and asexuality (since Chris for some reason does not like that either).
Meg Griffin suddenly turns up and claims to be fan of Sonichu, much to Chris's pleasure. After beating up some random guy who called Meg "sir" and Chris "madam", he cheats on Lovely Weather by making out with her, after her confirming that she is consensual. Unbeknownst to Chris, Meg is really Silvana in disguise, and Chris have therefore been trolled.
Once again Chris feels the need to apologize without really apologizing, this time to the homosexuals who might have been offended by the fact that he just committed what almost equals to a genocide on them. With that out of the way, Chris takes out the Sonichu Balls and transforms into Collosal Chan, and together with Sonichu, who have now been transformed into Ultra Sonichu, he sets out to "right some wrongs". Aside from the minor detail of getting Crystal out of the mirror, Hobo Chan's main priority is getting rid of Asperchu.
See also:
- Christian Weston Chandler – Chris IRL
- Chris-Chan Sonichu – his furry side
- Collosal Chan - the personification of his God complex
- Crystal Weston Chandler – his feminine side
- Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc – his homo side
- Ancient Leader of the Cherokee Clan – his racist side
- Sammy – his much more honest self-portrait