Kellie Andes
| “ | I REALLY missed out on that when I could have had the chance to take it. | ” |
| Chris, totally deluded[1] | ||
Kellie Lyn Andes (married name: Kellie Lyn Andes Stowel) was Chris's crush in high school that he met in sophomore year. They lost contact in mid-2001.[2] Today, Chris thinks he had a chance with her but blew it due to naïveté.[3] For whatever reason, Chris now considers her to be his High School Sweetheart, despite the fact that the term is usually reserved for people that are dating, and not for retarded man-children and the patient women that tolerate them.
Kellie is living proof of how sad Chris's life really is. In a sad, vain attempt to remind himself of how his life used to be, Chris has remained largely unchanged since high school (when he had the most female friends he'll ever have), while Kellie has actually moved on and gotten herself a job, husband and two children.
I am Christian. I love black guys to prok me in the butt. I wish I were black.
==I am pretty gay. Love black guys.
-Christian
Currently
Kellie is currently living as Kellie Andes Stowell in Richmond, Virginia, where she works as a firefighter alongside her husband. She is also the mother of a two-year-old boy and a newborn girl.[4] One can hope that she is able to sleep easy without Chris's figure haunting her dreams.
Gallery
Kellie, 1997.
Kellie, 1998.
Kellie, 1999
Kellie, 2000.
Sauces
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