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"'''CWC is sad'''" (officially "'''11112009'''") is a video uploaded on 10 [[November 2009]] in which Solid Chris ([[Ian Brandon Anderson]]) cries over the marriage of [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]], showing an intense amount of [[stress]]. He's also understanding and calm, which is quite strange considering he had just recently drawn a comic explicitly depicting himself [[Sonichu Special 4|shooting his unarmed romantic rival]] barely days before. This is obviously an attempt at sympathy from Kacey. The effect is somewhat ruined when Ian gets her name wrong at the end, calling her "Katey".
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It would seem Ian has done something to fix his [[PSEye]], as the reduced picture quality is more in line with the videos filmed with that camera rather than the one he started using in [[For Kacey II]], and only an occasional skip is heard in the audio. He is also wearing the same shirt that he drew himself wearing in [[Sonichu Special 4]], which was leaked on 8 November 2009.  Given [[Chris and health|Solid Chris's hygiene]] and the events of the preceding several days, it's not entirely out of the question that he wore that shirt for almost a week.
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Note that Ian prefaces this video by saying that Kacey hung up on him before he could tell her any of this. If he is referring to the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], then the reality of the situation is that he hung up on Kacey moments before she could officially break up with him, like the dickless loser he is.
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When it first appeared, many trolls wondered whether this video might be a sign that Ian had finally been "broken." As it turned out, this was not to be the case, for a contrived moment of pure luck was enough to give Ian's [[Heart level|shattered heart]] a speedy recovery, and Ian popped up on YouTube again just [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|a day later]] with a copyright certificate for ''[[Sonichu]]'', showing no signs that his breakup with Kacey had any lasting effect.
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== Video ==
[[Category:Special]]
 
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{{Infobox/video
| name          = 11112009
| image          = {{#ev:youtube|7OK4ewK2ewc}}
| Stardate      = 10 November 2009
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Tragedy.png]] Tragedy
| Saga          = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| Shirt          = [[Image:Dangerstripeshirt.PNG]] DangerStripe
| previous      = [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]
| next          = [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]
}}
</center>
 
===Transcript===
[''close up on Ian's face, which reveals that his expression is grim, and he [[sigh]]s before beginning to speak'']
 
Well, Kacey, I... just letcha know... because you hung up when I was, was trying to say it....
 
[''a short intake of breath: he is trying not to cry'']
 
I'm sorry for hurting you and mistreating you, but, this, is a lot, it's some...—I's...mixed it with honest truth... uhh.. but, you know, it's fine....
 
[''Ian chokes back another sob'']
 
If you feel that [[CChanSonichuCWC|your Chris]] will make you happy, it's fine. Congratuwations on your wedding. I wish you and Chris all the happiness in the world. [''sob''] I'll say... I'll say a prayer for you, for a lovely wedding and a safe honeymoon....
 
[''Ian sniffles repeatedly, followed by several sighs, obviously on the verge of breaking down'']
 
At least I... I care about you, Kacey. You mean...a lot to me. [''sniffle''] For more...[[China|more than just a friend]]. You have every right to be happy.
 
[''another long pause, sniffles, sighs'']
 
I guess I'll see you around, or hear or talk to you again or...... I guess.
 
[''Ian sings briefly.'']
 
"It's another day..."
 
But anyway, take care of yourself. Stay safe. God bless you. You're a sweet gentle caring person, tender loving care, Katey. I love you.
 
[''Ian looks up and away, and the video ends.'']
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
 
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Revision as of 14:27, 11 September 2010

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Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to Emily, he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; Robert Simmons V said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards Axe as a substitute for a shower. Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of Sonichu's Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row. It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his low quality videos. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his hair, which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the Tomgirl Pictures, many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the HairDifference videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already was.

(More...)

Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

Oh, God, no.

Today in Christory, in 2010, 36 hours after declaring he was leaving the Internet, Chris proves us wrong again by posting another video, this time complaining about a voice actress on The Cleveland Show.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️
Chris on Reddit.

Da Update

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It is currently March 2026. It has been...
37
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
76
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

4
day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

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  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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21 March 2026 Reddit post2.jpg

Video of the Now

Have you spotted the gay trucker IRL? Send all reports to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Users will be greatly rewarded with china and/or pickles!
Welcome to the CWCki!
The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,897 articles...and counting!

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Article of the Now

Plusoneshoweroffilth.jpg

Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to Emily, he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; Robert Simmons V said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards Axe as a substitute for a shower. Rosechu seems to confirm this belief, as upon being told of Sonichu's Axe usage she makes an awful attempt at suggestive wordplay, suggesting both that using Axe makes Sonichu clean enough for sex and that cheap deodorant has an aphrodisiac effect on Rosechu.

It would appear that Chris compounds this hygiene problem by frequently going for days without changing his clothes; perusal of his videos has shown him wearing the same shirt for several days in a row. It may be that Chris just gets into "nice" clothing to make his videos and as such doesn't get them dirty, allowing for him to use the same ones repeatedly, although this hygienic habit would be at odds with everything else he does.

The condition of his epidermal system is so poor that it's visibly noticeable, even in his low quality videos. The texture of grease that is probably permanently adhered to his skin creates a disgusting sheen that reflects a significant amount of light. The same goes for his hair, which is in such poor condition that when he allowed it to grow for the Tomgirl Pictures, many strands were clumped together in greasy, sticky locks, looking akin to the long beard of a homeless man. And even when washed, it looks exactly as greasy and unkempt as it did before, as seen in the HairDifference videos. This neglect will only make his hair fall out even faster than it already was.

(More...)

Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

Oh, God, no.

Today in Christory, in 2010, 36 hours after declaring he was leaving the Internet, Chris proves us wrong again by posting another video, this time complaining about a voice actress on The Cleveland Show.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️
Chris on Reddit.

Da Update

CWCki News.png
It is currently March 2026. It has been...
37
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
76
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

4
day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Picture of the Now

21 March 2026 Reddit post2.jpg

Video of the Now