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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.
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- ... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
- ... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call?
- ... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
- ... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
- ... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
- ... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
- ... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
- ... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
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ChrisBILLY MAYSAllison AmberBrendan FraserMary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville? - ... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
- ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?
- ... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?
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Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris picks up his Crayola Fuckin' Magic Markers and work begins on the legendary Sonichu #0 comic.
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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
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