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[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in the nineties.]]
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[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
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[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]
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The '''1990s''' saw the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokémon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the interwebs in this decade.
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==1990==
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'''1990''' would be our problematic autistic's last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he got thrown out. Also, Chris met his gal-pal [[Tiffany Robinson]].
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[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris meets [[Sonic]].]]
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[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1991'''.]]
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[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|Chris and Barbie. That little Sonic plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
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[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|Chris wants to see the schoolbus.]]
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[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1996'''.]]
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[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
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[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''1997'''. He had to water the niggos.]]
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===Events of 1990===
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* 24 February - Christopher's 8th birthday.
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* June - Christopher becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] according to him.<ref>From the [[Sonichu]] article on [[CWCipedia]]</ref> This is, however, historically impossible, as the franchise actually debuted in the United States in 1991.
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* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].
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* 2 August 1990 – 28 February 1991: the Gulf War is fought. [[Father Call|Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]], serves with the U.S. Marines.
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==1991==
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'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to  [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intensive special education or an "institution". In this year Chris's friend [[Tiffany Robinson]] would end her friendship with Chris.
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===Events of 1991===
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* 24 February - Christopher's 9th birthday.
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* April - A picture of Chris is taken on some monkey bars.
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* 23 June - the first ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' game is released.
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* This year - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
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* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a dislike towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
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* September - A picture of Chris is taken at a local playground.
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* This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at Nathanael Greene Elementary School.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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* This year - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler]], takes the "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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* This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
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==1992==
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In '''1992''', Chris was removed from Nathanael Greene Elementary School and home-schooled for a year. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, Bob and Chris moved to the outskirts of [[Richmond]].
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===Events of 1992===
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* 24 February - Christopher's 10th birthday.
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* August/September - Chris enters fifth grade. He is home-schooled.
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==1993==
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===Events of 1993===
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* 24 February - Christopher's 11th birthday.
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* 9 August - Amy Rose's first appearance, in ''Sonic CD''. Little did she know the horror of the future [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]].
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* 29 December - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>
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===Events of 1994===
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* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* 24 February - Christian's 12th birthday.
* 26 February - Christian wins the Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 2 March - Butthurt that they lost their original case, the Chandlers file their appeal with the Virginia Court of Appeals.
* 9 May - The Case of Bob Chandler vs. Greene County School Board is dismissed by the Virginia Court of Appeals.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at Providence Middle School.
 
==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
 
===Events of 1995===
*Date unknown - Birth of [[Savannah Chandler]].
* 24 February - Christian's 13th birthday.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at Providence Middle School.
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments and into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 25 December - Chris recieves a two-faced sports fan, a Power Rangers Shogun Megazord and a new bicycle for Christmas.
 
==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather [[stress|stressful]] year for Chris's parents. The neighbors around their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].
 
===Events of 1996===
* 24 February - Christian's 14th birthday. He recieves a Lego robot.
* 27 February - ''Pokémon Red'' and ''Pokémon Green'' are released in Japan: the first appearance of Pikachu.
* Early Spring - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from Providence Middle School on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the Surrywood Subdivision, and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]]</ref>
* 1 September - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity basketball team.
* 13 November - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].
* 25 December - Chris recieves a Cortland video camera, a Lego playset, a Snoopy doll, a Cartooning with Charles Schulz kit, Wave Race 64, Mischief Makers and an extra Nintendo 64 controller for Christmas.
==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at Manchester High School. He now also manages the school basketball team.
 
===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* 14 February - Valentines day. At a dating match-up at school, Chris is paired up with cheerleader [[Molly Quarles]].
* 24 February - Christian's 15th birthday.
*1 April - First episode of ''Pokémon'' anime broadcast; Pikachu becomes a cultural icon.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic dream about Sonic the Hedgehog appearing on Game Boy.<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at Manchester High School.
* 1 October - Barbara's 56th birthday. Chris and Bob are photographed laughing like idiots.
==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the [[Song of Christian]] in retribution. He also discovered [[masturbation]].
 
===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation.<ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* 2 February - Chris begins to wear the [[Pedo-Glasses]].
* 24 February - Christian's 16th birthday.
* March - Chris starts volunteering as an assistant Gym Leader at [[Books-A-Million]].
* 15 May - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* 4 June - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>[[:Image:063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|Date on DVD cover.]]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* 4 September - Chris records a [[KCWC]] tape. [[Barbara]] "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.
 
==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise broke big in America. During this time, Chris started making Pokémon-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started showing up at the [[Game Place]] around this time. Chris also created many of his "original" Pokémon cards this year for his [[Wall of Originals]]. They are listed below, as well as the other milestones of this year.
===Events of 1999===
{{Main|1999}}
 
==References==
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{{Timeline}}
 
[[Category:Chronology]]

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space.

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day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

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  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

The store that stocks Life Upgrades

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Da Update

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
22
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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Welcome to the CWCki!
The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

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Article of the Now

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

(More...)

Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

The store that stocks Life Upgrades

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Da Update

CWCki News.png
It is currently November 2024. It has been...
22
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Picture of the Now

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Have you spotted the gay trucker IRL? Send all reports to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Users will be greatly rewarded with china and/or pickles!
Welcome to the CWCki!
The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

CWCiki Introduction.jpg

Article of the Now

CWCLuther2 - credit to Here to Lurk.png

In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

(More...)

Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

The store that stocks Life Upgrades

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Da Update

CWCki News.png
It is currently November 2024. It has been...
22
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Picture of the Now

OfficialCWCmart - Aurora commission.jpg

Video of the Now

Have you spotted the gay trucker IRL? Send all reports to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Users will be greatly rewarded with china and/or pickles!
Welcome to the CWCki!
The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

CWCiki Introduction.jpg

Article of the Now

CWCLuther2 - credit to Here to Lurk.png

In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

(More...)

Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

The store that stocks Life Upgrades

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Da Update

CWCki News.png
It is currently November 2024. It has been...
22
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Picture of the Now

OfficialCWCmart - Aurora commission.jpg

Video of the Now

Have you spotted the gay trucker IRL? Send all reports to cwcsightings(AT)hotmail.com! Users will be greatly rewarded with china and/or pickles!
Welcome to the CWCki!
The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

CWCiki Introduction.jpg

Article of the Now

CWCLuther2 - credit to Here to Lurk.png

In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

(More...)

Did You Know...

This Day in Christory

The store that stocks Life Upgrades

Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space.

(more...)

Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Da Update

CWCki News.png
It is currently November 2024. It has been...
22
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Picture of the Now

OfficialCWCmart - Aurora commission.jpg

Video of the Now