May 2021 social media posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during May 2021.

Journal

4 May

Chris quote tweets a tweet from SEGA Japan asking what kind of wish would people want to make into an emerald.

If there is anything I could wish for at this very moment, I’d wish I had done better at personally keeping and writing personal journals throughout my life, without interruption. 💎⚡️💙⚡️🌕✨

Zap-hog's Revenge (@HogZap)

Christorians: [GIF of a monkey with text saying "Am I a joke to you?"]

All of you Christorians are not a joke to me at all. Had I done better at journal keeping, you all would have more good and accurate information to work with. It’s my bad that’s not the matter in this timeline.

May 4th

4 May

“A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, May 4th became a holiday.” May the Force be with you in enlightenment. ⚡️💙⚡️ [GIF of Yoda with text saying "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!"]

Also, realized another way you can tell you are asleep and dreaming: you look at your touch screen phone, your app icons are disorganized, and you blame it on the firmware update. LOL [GIF of an IPhone turning left and right]

Romancable NPC

4 May

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

Post a picture of yourself as both a romanceable NPC and a final boss without downloading new pictures.

Post a picture of yourself as both a romanceable NPC and a final boss without downloading new pictures. Well, Christorians, here’s another one for the “Chris Chan Sexy” Google Results, and dare I say your next Body Pillow Daki? Go ahead. 😉⚡️💙⚡️

Joshua (@JoshuaCreature1)

What

Yes, “What?” What comes to your fun little saucy mind at this juncture, little lamb of the trollish? [GIF of a woman winking at the camera while biting her finger in a seductive manner]