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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,965 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ Happy Hallow’s Eve, everyone. Be prepared for tomorrow, because of the trick-or-treaters and portals between dimensions and the veils being really thin. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on Bluesky and X.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,105 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,945 days 1,169 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,589 days 6,249 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,249 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now On 14 September 2024, Chris would publish a video to YouTube in which he reveals the usernames of three of his new Minecraft friends via the chat, the usernames being T4ll3n47, CookSUCKS123, and PMDGrovyle. Chris refers to these people as friends, buddies, and allies. All of the main three were tasked with building his Minecraft world as he had announced in October 2023, that which they did in Chris's Minecraft Realm which opened in June 2024. Their earliest known appearance is in July 2024. Chris claimed to have played on the Realm for years; the Realm's world being version 1.14 implies it was created in 2019. PMDGrovyle got into touch with Chris by sending him an email after Chris announced looking for builders in October 2023, and he was shocked to get a response. Grovyle's email included "a bunch of builds I had done and a quick "love to join" message". On 27 July 2024, Chris would use Discord for voice chat communication with them, and he mentions a "convenient [Discord] server." Chris once mentioned that not all of his friends were online at the same time while all three of the known ones were, implying the existence of more unknown friends. This would turn out to be the case, as revealed in their aforementioned Discord server which was eventually named CWCville Crew, there were other members in the Discord and people who had also played in the Realm with Chris, including a player named Allycat3365 which other members secretly felt could be Flutter. Their reasons include Chris being hesitant to talk about them, answering "no comment" when asked an innocent question if they could play together, the December 2023 audio of Chris allegedly shouting Flutter's name, it being implied Flutter plays with Chris due to the Flutter skin seen in-game on Chris's stream, and Chris censoring signs and builds to avoid "doxing", which was showcased on Chris's livestream on 30 June 2024 although was later incorrectly assumed by the public that Chris was referring to the known main three. The main three felt that Chris appeared generally reluctant and untrusting of them and did not have them friended, with Grovyle stating their known VC session was the only one they had: "Chris won't get in VC, we had to lowkey manipulate him to join the discord to start with and he only ever joined vc for the dragon fight". (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Evan got a reply from Chris to the pieces of fan-art that he had sent. Chris's demand for Rosechu masturbating and squirtin' baffled the internet. (more...) Today was also the day, in 2011, that Chris posted some pictures of Michael Snyder and the Game Place on the CWCki. (more...)

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