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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,685 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. 23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over one-hundred days, wanting gas money for his car. 20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters. 15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire. 12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.

Quote of the Now “ I have a son. It’s his birthday today. ” Barbara Chandler on 24 February (allegedly)

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 504 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,343 days 568 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,988 days 5,648 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,648 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Charlottesville Fashion Square was a shopping mall and one of the original venues for Chris's Love Quest exploits. Like all of his "Attraction Locations", it didn't do much for him, as his behavior led to several run-ins with its management and security personnel, ultimately resulting in a ban from the mall. Owing to the mall's popularity with Chris as a social and Attraction Location, it has since became a place of hallowed ground among trolls, weens and Christorians alike. It closed in 2025. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 1999, Chris created Vega, the slightly-less-racist evolved form of Vegaton, and added it to the Wall of Originals. (more...)

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