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Da Update
For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.
For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.
23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over 100 days, wanting gas money for his car.
20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.
Quote of the Now
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I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personalexperience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased.
An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.
Article of the Now
The SingStar Challenge was a video competition phase of the CWCivil War, initiated by Solid Chris. Previously, Solid (posting under the YouTube handle IBAChandler) had attempted to reestablish his TRUE and HONEST identity with videos showcasing his multiple talents. This cunning plan backfired miserably, as Liquid Chris (posting as CChanSonichuCWC) outdid Solid's talents in his own videos. This included playing More Than a Feeling on a real guitar, shaming Solid's Guitar Hero rendition. Butthurt that Liquid had an actual talent, Solid recognized that the clear solution was to formalize the contest, thus eliminating such dirty tricks.