May 2021 social media posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during May 2021.

Journal

4 May

Chris quote tweets a tweet from SEGA Japan asking what kind of wish would people want to make into an emerald.

If there is anything I could wish for at this very moment, I’d wish I had done better at personally keeping and writing personal journals throughout my life, without interruption. 💎⚡️💙⚡️🌕✨

Zap-hog's Revenge (@HogZap)

Christorians: [GIF of a monkey with text saying "Am I a joke to you?"]

All of you Christorians are not a joke to me at all. Had I done better at journal keeping, you all would have more good and accurate information to work with. It’s my bad that’s not the matter in this timeline.

May The Fourth Be With You

4 May

“A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, May 4th became a holiday.” May the Force be with you in enlightenment. ⚡️💙⚡️ [GIF of Yoda with text saying "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!"]

Also, realized another way you can tell you are asleep and dreaming: you look at your touch screen phone, your app icons are disorganized, and you blame it on the firmware update. LOL [GIF of an IPhone turning left and right]

Romanceable NPC

4 May

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

Post a picture of yourself as both a romanceable NPC and a final boss without downloading new pictures.

Post a picture of yourself as both a romanceable NPC and a final boss without downloading new pictures. Well, Christorians, here’s another one for the “Chris Chan Sexy” Google Results, and dare I say your next Body Pillow Daki? Go ahead. 😉⚡️💙⚡️

Joshua (@JoshuaCreature1)

What

Yes, “What?” What comes to your fun little saucy mind at this juncture, little lamb of the trollish? [GIF of a woman winking at the camera while biting her finger in a seductive manner]

Mandela Effect

6 May

Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul). It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline.

example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.”