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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently February 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬 ” Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 393 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,233 days 457 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,877 days 5,538 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,538 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October. Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2007, Chris goes out and buys a a 160 GB SATA HDD for his PS3, greatly increasing its disc-space. (more...)

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