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Article of the Now In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October. Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ. (More...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2003, Chris films his hour-long Animal Crossing Documentary, showing us how well he uses both his time and Monthly tugboat. (more...) In 2023, Kiwi Farms figures out and leaks Chris's home address, revealing he is located in Big Island, VA. (more...)

Quote of the Now “ You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬 ” Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers Da Update It is currently November 2024. It has been... 20 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 16 November - Chris posts Ultra Sonichu to Cwclight. 11 November Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale. Chris posts Blake Sonichu and A few previously unanswered questions to Cwclight. 9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk. 6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art. 5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results. 4 November Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen. Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 Flipnote Studio Tracker Template:Flipnote Studio Tracker Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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