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Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Article of the Now Finland (Finnish: Suomi) is a northern European country which borders Russia, Norway and Sweden. Chris has traveled to the country on at least two occasions in 2024, making it the only country outside the United States which he is known to have visited. On both trips he was spotted with Flutter at shopping centers in the capital city of Helsinki. In April 2024, Chris and Flutter were spotted and briefly filmed shopping at the Arabia Shopping Centre in Helsinki. Chris was subsequently spotted at Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on 24 May 2024, wearing the same coat. Dallas Fort Worth is a major airline hub with direct flights to Helsinki, so it is likely that Chris had a layover there on his way back to Virginia. On 27 September 2024, Chris was seen in Helsinki by a store employee who leaked a cropped still from the security camera to a co-worker who then posted it to the Internet. The following day, Chris and Flutter were spotted walking at the Mall of Tripla, by an observer who took a brief video clip. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris's DVD was uploaded to the Internet by Lordsillynipples. (more...) In 2017, Chris tries to make Jessica Quinn regret breaking up with him by eating a large bowl of ice cream and taking a photo of his gut. He then publicly posts on Facebook about her fat fetishism. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?

Da Update It is currently October 2024. It has been... 8 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 4 October - The third part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, prerecorded the month prior. 1 October - A sighting from April 2024 of Chris and Flutter in Finland is posted. 28 September - Chris and Flutter are spotted at the Mall of Tripla in Helsinki, Finland. 27 September Chris is photographed in Helsinki, Finland. Chris uploads the second part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 24 September - Chris breaks his AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan hiatus by uploading his take on Din Låt, a Swedish song. 20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight. 18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. Recently Uncovered Info 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 PSN Tracker Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4. Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money! Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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