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Welcome to the CWCki!

The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,620 articles...and counting!

*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update
For current updates about Chris, visit https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/.

Quote of the Now

“	I feel like Japan is going overboard with the laws, yet I do agree with them in regards to certain tourists taking pictures of others without consent, as if the tourists were "Bigfoot spotting". I speak from personal experience on that. I wish I could just simply report every single unconsentual photo taken of me that is online. But even the justice system can be wrongfully biased.	”
Chris's most recent tweet.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

212

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,052 days

276

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,696 days

5,356

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,356 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Chris's room at 14 Branchland Court was where he formerly spent a majority of his adult life. It is where he kept many of his toys, video games, posters, art, and other assorted paraphernalia, and when he's not outside attempting to interact with others. As of July 2021, he no longer resides at 14 Branchland Court.

Chris's bedroom was on the second floor of his parents' house, with 2 windows on the northwest wall. Based on Chris's video tour of the house, his cluttered room was actually the cleanest room in the house, which may explain why so much of his time was spent there.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris creates a profile on AOL advertising his Love Quest and uploads "sexy" pictures of himself.

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Did You Know

... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call?
... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
... that ~~Chris~~ ~~BILLY MAYS~~ ~~Allison Amber~~ ~~Brendan Fraser~~ Mary Lee Walsh is the Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
- ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?
... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

Picture of the Now

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