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According to CWCipedia, the Samurai Pizza Bots are a cadre of Transformers who protect the city of CWCville from enemy attack. Since they didn't appear until issue nine, one wonders why the hell these giant combat robots haven't been helping Christian and Sonichu not get their heads kicked in by a variety of implausible super-villains.
The who, now?
Apparently, the streets of CWCville are patrolled by a handful of Autobots whose cover job is that of pizza delivery. One of their number turns into a samurai robot. This seems justification enough to call them the Samurai Pizza Bots, which in no way resembles an obscure anime from the early 90s.
There are five members of the Samurai Pizza Bots:
Son-Chu
Chris's own Transformer. Why a powerful, intergalactic, shape changing robot is in his service is beyond us. Like most things in his comic, it's there because Chris thinks it's awesome. Yeah, we have some different standards of awesome here.
Excelina
A motorcycle with a blatantly obvious hologram "rider". Men are courteously informed that she is just a hologram. Just in case you thought Chris's art had gotten even worse. Based on Chris's naming conventions, the name itself is probably ripped off from Excelina of Steel Angel Kurumi, or possibly Excel Saga, which Chris has parodied before. In Episode 20, Excelina exposes her robot vagina for reasons that remain unclear.
However, it is possible that Excelina is a rip-off of Archerina, a minor villain from the end of Power Rangers Zeo/Choriki Sentai Ohranger.
| Slick, cool, and full of style in her attacks. Our other Cycle-Bot, Excelina knows all the shortcuts throughout Cwcville. When a Bad Bot is afoot, she can get there faster than a 10-Second or FREE Deal in her Hot Pink Cycle Mode. She is Strong-Fisted Up-Close, but her main weapon is Sniper-Style. When she needs a good shot, she needs space. |
Bumble-Lumba
The most assuredly retarded Bumblebee ripoff.
| A Yellow/Green Bug-Car, Bumble-Lumba not only delivers pizzas quick and slick, but when a Decepti-Clone attacks a nearby Couple or two, he does not hesitate to paralyze the bot with his stingers and kick its ass back to PVCCitizens. |
Armoraxe
The armored, axe-wielding vehicle named for his charming wit and propensity for wisecracks.
| Rockin' And Stompin hard while Partying with the 52 Pies from the shop, Armoraxe is a real Guitar Hero. Having the strong armor from his Heavy-Beat Van Mode makes him TOUGH. He attacks the Bad Bots with his Sharp Axe, that can also transform into a Plasma Rifle; when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!! |
Prower
The samurai motorcycle thingy owned by Punchy Sonichu and ridden brazenly like a man-pony at an S'n'M club, and in absolutely no way ripping off of Miles Prower aka Tails.
| Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker. |
Totally original and not at all stolen
Once again, these vehicles—a Ford Escort, two motorcycles of unknown make (because Chris knows dick about motorcycles, let alone cars, and draws what's supposed to be a Beetle), a Scion xB, and an '09 Camaro (totally not ripping off Bumblebee in the Transformers movie)—are used to deliver for a local pizzeria, adorned with a logo that integrates the Autobot symbol, and are seen in association with the local team of superpowered whackjobs. Given that the whole idea behind Transformer altmodes is to be discreet, it might be safe to assume that the Autobots use CWCville as a dumping ground for Autobots too stupid to live. Given that retarded robot dinosaurs and blatantly offensive racist caricatures are active members, that's saying something.
The Absent Robomen
Let me guess, at this point you're wondering where the hell they've been since the beginning of the comic. That's a damn good question, and given that Chris seems to imply the SPB have been around for some time, it's one that really should be answered. Were the Autobots new in town, perhaps to help hold the line while Mayor Mary Sue was buggering off in the Time Void, that might be reasonable (as reasonable as yet another intellectual property coming to town would be). As-is, it seems that the Samurai Pizza Bots have been too busy doing their cover jobs correctly to indulge the petty desires of an autistic man-child, waiting until the enemies they're supposed to be fighting show up.
...Hmmm, maybe they're not that bad after all.
Gallery of plagiarism
S.A.V. = Animated Swindle
Excelina = Arcee (movie version). Sadly, this can't even be considered a recolor because he didn't change the colors. The name probably makes reference to Excel Saga.
Punislav = Barricade (movie version)
Bumble-Lumba = Animated Bumblebee
Prower = Animated Prowl. Punchy was probably trying to name him "Prowl" but couldn't pronounce the "l" sound because he's Asian.
Armoraxe = Animated Soundwave. Not only did he become stupid looking, but now he's an Autobot! This is an insult!
Cracker = Cybertron Thundercracker
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Armoraxe is one of Chris's ripped off Transformers, designed after Soundwave of Transformers Animated.
Original Character
His vehicle form is that of a minivan, perhaps more specifically a Scion xB. In its robot form, it carries a boombox on its shoulders and wields a guitar. Due to Chris's lack of talent, it is difficult to discern if his face is on the boombox itself or where he has a separate head that is in front of it. Chris describes him as being a "real Guitar Hero". He apparently attacks by playing his guitar, which can transform into a plasma rifle. According to Chris, "when he Plays That Beat, HE WAILS!!!", whatever the hell that means.
In yet another example out of thousands that show how shitty Chris's comic is, when Chris took down the 4-cent_garbage.com building in Sonichu #10 through the power of Rock, Chris showed up in Son-Chu instead of Armoraxe, and Son-Chu turned into a mobile rock stage. He didn't bring along Armoraxe at all. Armoraxe's entire raison d'être is that he's a walking talking robotic sound system with a guitar, and the one fucking time he could have been at all useful, Chris chose to Mary Sue his shitwagon.
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| “ | Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker. | ” |
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Prower (sometimes spelled Prowler) is Punchy Sonichu's Autobot motorcycle.
Prower shares many similarities with the Autobot cyber-ninja Prowl from the Transformers animated series, such as their samurai armor (which is a sidecar in vehicle-mode), their name, their vehicle-mode, and the fact that both are ninjas, relying on stealth, holographic images and shurikens to fight. Chris once again proves to be a creative genius who never ripped anything off ever in any way.
In the CWCipedia article for Punchy Sonichu, Chris elaborates on the circumstances under which Punchy and Prower met. It basically amounts to Punchy noticing a motorcycle, talking to it, and it talking back (of note: in the exchange, Prower seems to be far more well-versed in random-access humor than Punchy, despite Chris frequently expounding on the latter's prowess in that area.) The two then nonsensically agree to be partners. Chris also cutely dubs them "Friends of the Fist".[1]
It is also worth noting that Prower is extremely close to how a stereotypical Asian would pronounce "Prowler," perhaps a reference to Punchy's perceived ethnicity. Another coincidence is that our autistic hero has, amongst the ocean of useless junk that lies in his bedroom, a Prowl model, which is briefly shown in Chris' video CWCFlyingElephants.
In a last display of intellectual theft, "Prower" is also the last name of the character Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog.
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A Decepti-Clone is a robot featured in Chris's Sonichu comic series, starting in Sonichu #9. According to the CWCipedia, the three robots are said to be total knockoffs of various Decepticons from the popular Transformers animated series, comics and movies, created by Mary Lee Walsh and the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as their own personal Transformer force.
They originated in, which is to say Chris stole them from, the Transformers video game for PS2 as weak, mass-produced enemies that could be killed in droves by the player character so as to reserve actual Decepticons for boss encounters. You know, like Jerkops.
Decepti-Clone roles
As mentioned, Decepti-Clones serve the PVCC, so their mission is to go out and squash true love wherever it shows up in CWCville. The Punislavs mainly seek to transport the various Jerkops to their destinations, while the S.A.Vs and Crackders do the work on their own.
Interestingly enough, it has been shown that at least one member of a group of S.A.V.s sports a crown not unlike the one Starscream wore in the original Transformers movie. Interestingly, the crown isn't used to denote leadership of the entire race, but leadership of a small group, like the antennas used with Zeon Mobile Suits from the Mobile Suit Gundam series.
Known Decepti-Clones
- S.A.V. ("Scoundrels As Vessels") - Resembles Megatron (Generation 2)
- Crackder - Resembles Thundercracker
- Punislav
Sauces
- http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Scoundrals_As_Vessels Scoundrals As Vessels]
- Crackder
- Punislav
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Cracker is a "Change-Bot" that appeared in issue 4 of Sonichu. It is a jet-style Transformer, not unlike the Seekers — i.e. the many repaints of Starscream.
While similar to Starscream, Chris actually ripped off Crackder from the Transformers:Cybertron series version of Thundercracker. Formerly an off-brand generic Transformer (like a Gobot), Crackder has since been upgraded to be a Decepti-Clone, and thus an actual Transformer (again, like the Gobots).
His name is a portmanteau of the Decepticons Thundercracker and...um...Thundercracker.
| “ | JETS Loud and Fast like lightning, the Crackder Bots are equipped with Missiles in Vehicle Mode and a Cannon in Robot Mode. They Fly through air; they are the quickest of the Trio of Mary's Decepti-Clones, and most deadly and cunning. | ” |
| Crackder is not even allowed to be an individual | ||
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Crackder = Cybertron
Mugshot of Thundercracker's retarded cousin.
Plagiarism from ANY ANGLE
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Jerkop Punislav (Джэркоп Пунислав) is the official police cruiser/decepti-clone of the Jerk Operation Squad. The Punislav's design is based off either the 2006-present Dodge Charger police package or the 2005-2009 Ford Mustang Police package, although it's more likely the latter, as Chris can only replicate what Michael Bay shows to his stupid autistic brain.
Punislav is one of the most obvious ripoffs that he has created, with almost every feature (with the notable exception of the paintjob) an exact copy of Barricade.
The inscription on the side of Punislav reads "To Shatter and Torture All Hearts".
The Punislav was most likely created because Chris got one too many speeding tickets, so he decided to pretend all Virginia State Troopers were all big, mean robots out to kill him, when in fact, they're trying to protect the noble residents of Virginia from Christian's shitty driving.
All Punislav cruisers registered in CWCville are required to have a brown/gray color scheme, effectively making them look like big logs of shit on wheels, an attribute making it so blatantly obvious that he hates the police, that it earns Christian 1 axe to cut down his internet.
Why is this evil police robot called "Punislav"? Does he have Slavic origins? Nah. It's just that Chris wanted to name him "Punislave" (from the inscription "To Punish and Enslave" on the side of Barricade), but was afraid to use the word "slave", probably because he thinks it means "niggo". However, the "-slav" suffix implies that the character is Slavic, and since the Slavs are an ethnic group, this is yet another display (albeit unintentionally) of Chris's racism.
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