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Quote of the Now

“	Hey, everyone. As some of you are aware, I have, indeed, personally struck down #GenoSamuel 's recent animations based from my books. I had felt ill will, as I was not personally consulted with nor involved in that project. Not to mention that he did not include links to my Etsy and Cwclight. In any event, had I been contacted, I would have considered collaborating with him and lend my voice for Sonichu Prime and Chris Chan. That remains a possibility, though. Regardless, I did feel like after the success of the documentary series, this endeavor would not have netted him the views he desired, as it does not recapture that metaphorical lightning in a bottle he had before. It is a shock, as others have experienced, when one's content or even channel gets taken down. I've been there before when my websites were hacked into and needed to be taken down, so I do empathize. ⚡💙⚡	”
Chris on Bluesky

Article of the Now

On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a twentieth and final letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

Highlights of the letter include:

Chris addresses Kenneth's concerns about the way he writes in his letters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke Aramaic and not the Early Modern English of the King James Bible.
Chris once again discusses how he "cleansed Barb's soul", though this time claiming that he did this to pay a mortgage, which he had also requested several people to pay for Barb before she gets relocated.
Chris claims that the events of the initial writing of Sonichu #10 had foreshadowed the Monkeypox outbreak, citing the disease's prevelance among homos.
Chris also claims that Global Warming is a natural process meant to weed out the toxics and is a sign of his growing strength.
Chris writes a postscript, where he claims that the words of Emanuel and other gods should be considered first and foremost before he is told to "shut up" or "ditching one's own faith".

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris updates CWC's Pokésite 2. He changes around the fonts a bit, and adds a text that tells visitors to bookmark and promote his site, and to leave a message in his guestbook.

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Did You Know...

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?

Da Update

It is currently May 2025. It has been...

23

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

5 May - YouTube takes down Geno Samuel's in-progress Sonichu: The Animated Series after Chris files a copyright claim over its use of his Sonichu 0. Chris later comments on it.
2 May - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Fireshot.
1 May - Chris watches and makes a comment in the live-chat on a YouTube video by ILoveKimPossibleALot.
18 April - Chris uploads Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Chapper.
17 April - Chris uploads Reviews from Chris Chan Etsy Store April 2025.
11 April - The fifth episode of The Chris Chan Conspiracy is released, featuring new footage of TheGamerFromMars interviewing Chris at various locations.

Recently Uncovered Info

22 April - The Cat's Corner livestream comments from March 2021
18 March - ThePCAssassins phone calls with Bob.

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Video of the Now

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