Article of the Now
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This Day in Christory
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris denies being a lolcow?
- ... that Barbara is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician?
- ... that Chris can feel how sad and horny he is in his heart and solar plexus chakra?
- ... that Chris admits Women's Rights didn't exist in CWCville until 2017?
- ... and that he blames it on the past Chris?
- ... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on toys during the Financhu Crisis, which could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for?
- ... that Chris's full name and description is "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"?
- ... that the COVID-19 pandemic was engineered by Jacob Sockness?
- ... that Count Graduon is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?
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Da Update
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It is currently August 2026. It has been...
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5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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144 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current updates
Recently Uncovered Info
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PSN Tracker
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CWCki News
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Improvement Project of the Now
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August 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones.
The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
- A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.
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