*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*
Da Update
For a list of updates from this month, see April 2019.
For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms.
23 April 2019: Chris begs on the Internet for the first time in over three months, wanting gas money for his car.
20 April 2019: Google approves Chris’s listing of his house as the Sonichu Headquarters.
15 April 2019: Chris is spotted at Target: later, he tweets that a Pokemon caused the Notre Dame fire.
12 April 2019: The Captcha service for the CWCki returns! Da update is also back.
Quote of the Now
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I wish my upbringing was better, but it is what it is. And I wish I could have been able to kept the friendships that meant a lot to me over the years, but to each their own respective paths, as I, mine. And I am grateful for what kindness I can get, but even I know the vibe I gave off and still do, at least somewhat. I am not a fan of this vibe.
An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.
Article of the Now
Asperchu is a multiple award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the Sonichu comics, who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.