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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.
Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.
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- ... that Chris joined DeviantART to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
- ... that Chris believes he has over a billion people in his True and Loyal Fanbase?
- ... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that homos "can go die in explosions"?
- ... that Chris went to school on the short bus?
- ... that Chris chatted on AIM with Vanessa Hudgens?
- ... that Chris is a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz?
- ... that Chris told Barbara about his masturbation, but Bob was not as open minded on the subject?
- ... that Chris slashed his taint open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
- ... that Chris used to sleep in class (and had no shame about it)?
- ... that the pickle man tricked Chris again?
- ... that the house in Cleveland that Chris was tricked into visiting is listed on the National Register of Historic Places?
- ... that #RussiaIsMLPG5; the fact that you acknowledge it puts a notch in the Soviet's belt, which is not good?
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The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:
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