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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The TRUE and [[HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]]</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The TRUE and [[HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]]</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;"><b>Celebrating two years of trolling Chris!</b></div>
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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR''</div>
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Revision as of 16:49, 31 October 2009

Welcome to the CWCki!
The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler
Celebrating two years of trolling Chris!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR
5439 days without an outage!
We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

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Quote of the Now

You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Article of the Now

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In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

(More...)

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
22
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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