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[[Sonichu 9]] is the tenth issue of Christian's [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comic book. | [[Sonichu 9]] is the tenth issue of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comic book, which (as of [[August 2009]]) has yet to be completed. Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when drew the cover, although progress has stalled due to the stress of coping with the [[trolls]] demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris has released the content of this issue section by section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on [[March 2009|30 March 2009]], followed by the rest of the episode on [[April 2009|12 April 2009]]; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until [[July 2009]]. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on [[August 2009|08 August]], suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from [[CChanSonichuCWC|the impostor]]. | ||
Due to [[trolls|continuing issues]] with webhosting, Sonichu 9's rolling debut has spanned no less than three different incarnations of Chris's website: [[sonichuandrosechu.com]], [[cwcville.com]], and [[CWCipedia]]. | |||
==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)== | ==Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)== | ||
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==Episode 20: CWC-Defense== | ==Episode 20: CWC-Defense== | ||
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The full plot of Episode 20 is unknown at this time, but it is expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of CWCville seen in [[Sonichu 6]], with the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] renewing their attack, the [[electric hedgehog]]s finally gathering the [[Sonichu Balls]] to free [[Crystal]] from the magic mirror, and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] at last escaping the time void. Chris's videos have contained an increasing number of references to the 1986 film [[Transformers|Transformers: The Movie]], and given the introduction of transforming robots it looks like this story will be a "[[parody]]" of that storyline. | |||
The | The episode begins with [[BILLY MAYS]], who appears to have damaged his hands in some kind of bizarre finger mangling accident, explaining that he was never the mayor of [[CWCville]], just in case anybody hasn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death. | ||
The story opens in earnest with the couples established in Episode 19 (Wild/Simonla, Reginald/Angelica, Punchy/Layla) waking up after coitus, proving that Chris's [[dating education]] plan is just a scheme to arrange sex. They are all awakened by [[Silvana]], [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]], and [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] racing around CWCville preparing some major assault involving PVCC's [[Decepticlones]]. | |||
Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchcourt Lane, [[Sonichu]] is all set to tell Rosechu some [[Da update|not-so-good news]] until he is completely mesmerized by the sight of her cameltoe while she's doing laundry. When he regains his bearings, he wastes fifteen minutes of his wife's time ranting about how those [[Gay 4 Sonichu|homos]] have been saying that he's a homosexual icon. Rosey tries to look like she gives a shit as her sweet-bolt blathers on and on, and then offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, because that's what loving wives do. Sonichu figures this is okay since their kids are next door, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the [[PVCC|Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. | |||
Mayor [[Allison Amber]] gets the call and sends the "Full Police" and Power Rangers to fight the PVCC. Chris's stupid [[Transformers]] ripoffs go instead. | Mayor [[Allison Amber]] gets the call and sends the "Full Police" and Power Rangers to fight the PVCC. Chris's stupid [[Transformers]] ripoffs go instead. | ||
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Meanwhile, [[Punchy]] is beating up some random [[Jerkops]] as [[Layla]] stands around looking worried because she's a [[Women's rights|woman]]. She's attacked from behind by a <s>female Jerkop</s> [[Janekops|Janekop]] and shocks her with Thunder. Punchy is somehow hurt. [[Prower]] arrives and Punchy sends him to "intercept and takedown" | Meanwhile, [[Punchy]] is beating up some random [[Jerkops]] as [[Layla]] stands around looking worried because she's a [[Women's rights|woman]]. She's attacked from behind by a <s>female Jerkop</s> [[Janekops|Janekop]] and shocks her with Thunder. Punchy is somehow hurt. [[Prower]] arrives and Punchy sends him to "intercept and takedown" | ||
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* Episode 19 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_2 Comic] | |||
* Episode 20 [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Comic] | |||
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[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]] | [[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]] | ||
Revision as of 15:53, 16 August 2009
Sonichu 9 is the tenth issue of Christian Weston Chandler's Sonichu comic book, which (as of August 2009) has yet to be completed. Work on the issue began as early as December 2008 when drew the cover, although progress has stalled due to the stress of coping with the trolls demanding MOAR COMIX. In a departure from his normal publishing procedure, Chris has released the content of this issue section by section: The first three pages of Episode 19 were released on 30 March 2009, followed by the rest of the episode on 12 April 2009; the story would not be fully colored and lettered until July 2009. Pages from Episode 20 quickly followed beginning on 08 August, suggesting Chris has finally gotten his focus back, perhaps due to competition from the impostor.
Due to continuing issues with webhosting, Sonichu 9's rolling debut has spanned no less than three different incarnations of Chris's website: sonichuandrosechu.com, cwcville.com, and CWCipedia.
Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)
This episode is based around our heroes attending "Dating Education" classes, because although they've spent years training in dojos and fighting the world's most villainous enemies, none of them are able to talk to the opposite sex.
The comic opens with Punchy announcing his intention to ace the class and make Angelica his woman, while Simonla orders Zapina into the high-school version of the class to pick up a 16 year old boy.
The class itself is taught by Ms. Jackaras. One boy named "Reginald" is jealous of Punchy for being paired up with the girl he likes named Layla. Wild is paired with Simonla. Some South Park knock offs are paired together. Ivy (after Julie was written out, see BlueSpike PSN Chat 2), is paired with someone but shows no interest in him because she and Chris had the same dream where God/Jesus show up and explain that Chris and Ivy are meant to be together. Chris is still in the void at this point and they have never actually met; making this situation more absurd. The most likely explanation is that Ivy is having an acid flashback.
Ms. Jackaras orders the class to socialise with their chosen partners anonymously over instant message chat, which is far more beneficial than asking them to, oh I don't know, speak to each other face to face. Being the amorous flake that he is, Punchy soon forgets all about Angelica as he speaks to Layla over IM and dreams his dreams of china.
Unfortunately, the jealous Reginald tries to put a stop to Punchy's sexy plans and cuts the cable on the computer, thus cutting off any contact between Layla and Punchy. Sadly, his plan fails as Punchy merely asks Wild Sonichu to cross over to the other-side of the room and ask Layla out for him. Layla totally says yes. How Wild knew who Layla was from her screen-name is left unexplained.
While Wild is doing Punchy's dirty-work for him, he spies Simonla's computer monitor and concludes that he has been IM'ing with her all along, calloo-callay. Wild takes advantage of this situation by taking her back to his place and showing her his vibrating bed.
Punchy meets Layla for the first time outside class, and they make a romantic trip to McDonald's where Punchy demands that da freedom fries not be invaded by salt.
Outside class Reginald is comptemplating suicide when he is approached by Angelica who listens to his pathetic tale of woe and, possibly due to use of narcotic substances, flirts with Reginald until he summons the courage to ask her out. To his, and our, bewilderment she says yes.
Back in class Ms. Jackaras's sister announces her tragic death, but no matter, and hands out the exam scores.
Episode 20: CWC-Defense
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The full plot of Episode 20 is unknown at this time, but it is expected to be the climactic resolution of the battle of CWCville seen in Sonichu 6, with the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens renewing their attack, the electric hedgehogs finally gathering the Sonichu Balls to free Crystal from the magic mirror, and Chris at last escaping the time void. Chris's videos have contained an increasing number of references to the 1986 film Transformers: The Movie, and given the introduction of transforming robots it looks like this story will be a "parody" of that storyline.
The episode begins with BILLY MAYS, who appears to have damaged his hands in some kind of bizarre finger mangling accident, explaining that he was never the mayor of CWCville, just in case anybody hasn't heard Chris say so in the previous four months. In a sidenote, Chris asks Billy to please come back someday, suggesting that he may really not understand anything about death.
The story opens in earnest with the couples established in Episode 19 (Wild/Simonla, Reginald/Angelica, Punchy/Layla) waking up after coitus, proving that Chris's dating education plan is just a scheme to arrange sex. They are all awakened by Silvana, Reldnahc Ha-Taque, and Wes-Li Sonichu racing around CWCville preparing some major assault involving PVCC's Decepticlones.
Meanwhile, at 14 Brunchcourt Lane, Sonichu is all set to tell Rosechu some not-so-good news until he is completely mesmerized by the sight of her cameltoe while she's doing laundry. When he regains his bearings, he wastes fifteen minutes of his wife's time ranting about how those homos have been saying that he's a homosexual icon. Rosey tries to look like she gives a shit as her sweet-bolt blathers on and on, and then offers to fuck him right in the middle of the laundry room, because that's what loving wives do. Sonichu figures this is okay since their kids are next door, but thankfully, they're cockblocked by an attack on CWCville by the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and Mary Lee Walsh.
Mayor Allison Amber gets the call and sends the "Full Police" and Power Rangers to fight the PVCC. Chris's stupid Transformers ripoffs go instead.
Meanwhile, Punchy is beating up some random Jerkops as Layla stands around looking worried because she's a woman. She's attacked from behind by a female Jerkop Janekop and shocks her with Thunder. Punchy is somehow hurt. Prower arrives and Punchy sends him to "intercept and takedown"
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