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Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 341 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,181 days 405 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,825 days 5,485 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,485 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now The Gitars of Fail were Chris's custom-painted Guitar Hero controllers that made appearances in several videos. They were not mere game controllers, however; Chris liked to pose with the controllers, for example in GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes as well as several videos. The Gitars also made many appearances in the comics, for example when going Jericho on 4-Cent Garbage, and also on the cover of his mocked-up copy of Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles. He appeared to think that it counted as an actual instrument and gave him the skill to really play a guitar. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2001, Chris decides the best way to celebrate his mother's 60th birthday is by making her a cake with none other than Sonichu on the front. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris considers the "romance" in his comics as his best art? ... that Chris describes World War II as "a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"? ... that Chris's 23andMe DNA results indicate that he has no Cherokee ancestry, but is 1.3% Italian? ... that Chris cannot do a single pull-up or push-up? ... that Chris once knew a man from Nantucket? ... that on his MySpace, Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"? ... that Chris is the Level-Up King? ... that Virginia is for Virgins? ... that Bob believed Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and some homos are behind all the trolling? ... and that Chris believed it too? ... that Chris no longer lives at 14 Branchland Court and instead lives in the house owned by Caden Peck?

Da Update It is currently October 2024. It has been... 3 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 28 September - Chris and Flutter are spotted at the Mall of Tripla in Helsinki, Finland. 27 September Chris is photographed in Helsinki, Finland. Chris uploads the second part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 24 September - Chris breaks his AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan hiatus by uploading his take on Din Låt, a Swedish song. 20 September - Chris uploads Introducing Cwclight - My new website to YouTube, announcing his brand new website Cwclight. 18 September - Chris uploads the first part to his Minecraft Cubepy build project. 16 September - Chris posts Sonichus, Rosechus, and more and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime to Cwclight. 14 September - Chris uploads a Minecraft Let's Play onto YouTube. Recently Uncovered Info 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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