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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,962 articles... and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	✨I just uploaded a new profile photo	”
Chris on TikTok.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…

1,092

days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,931 days

1,156

days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,576 days

6,236

days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,236 days

An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned (original file name "(On the Road to) The City of Cwcville song") is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 16 October 2023. It is notable for being Chris's first upload for more than two years, and the first of the Second Coming. In the video's description, Chris links to Praetor's online shop OfficialCWCmart, indicating he is still in business with the group. It is likely that Praetor influenced this video, seen in the green screen and editing seen in previous Praetor projects.

The video is about 9 minutes long and consists of Chris singing two parodies of songs from the Pokémon 2.B.A. Master album in front of a green screen; the first is a spoof of "Double Trouble" loaded with slurred, almost nonsensical lyrics, while the second is a parody of "Viridian City" that's now centered around going to CWCville. Interspersed are brief messages to his viewers in what seems to be an incredibly loose talk show/podcast format. Clips of Chris dancing are overlaid on top of the video throughout. Overall, unlike his previous attempts at making music videos, the production quality is a lot higher, which suggests that other people could have been involved in the video's creation (though in the description, Chris insists that he edited the video himself.)

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Ian described himself in ludicrously positive terms in order to win over Kacey.

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In 2022, the CWCki comes back online after 2 months of unavailability.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"?
- ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means?
... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house?
... that wooden badges are delicious?
... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King?
... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"?
- ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo?
- ... and that his legal name is now Christine?
... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/?
... that Ivy was real?
... that Flutter's name shall not be revealed?

Da Update

It is currently October 2026. It has been...

54

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

207

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current updates

20 October - Chris publishes Preview from the extended version of General Electric Defense featuring Shattered Glass Optimus.
7 October - Chris publishes Hand of Computron Excerpt (Updated).
6 October - Chris changes his usernames on his social media accounts to remove references of his being Jesus Christ, stating that it is for branding purposes and that he still identifies as Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.
17 September - Chris uploads JCWCSP's Go Transformers Music Video, Transformers Zap Prime Theme Song (No AI Music) and its subtitled version.
14 September - Chris uploads TLUM Movie Watch Along With Some Commentary (Bunch of Epic Fails; Whatever).
13 September - Chris's writes about his half-brother David Alan Chandler on Bluesky.
7 September - Chris publishes JCWCSP Cameo Q&A, an edited compilation of Cameo clips.

Recently Uncovered Info

7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018.

CWCki News

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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