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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,927 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is December 2018. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ I have been made aware that I was hacked, and I have remedied the situation. Any post made about any form of BitCoin or Crypto Currency, that was not me. It was a scam from the hacker. Do not buy anything from them or any crypto. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris on X and Bluesky addressing being hacked on Instagram

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 977 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,817 days 1,041 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,461 days 6,122 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,122 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now On 27 March 2023, Chris was released from jail, with the only explanation being "released by court order". Beginning on 1 May 2023, sightings of Chris were reported in various places around Chesterfield County, Virginia. From June onwards, Chris has been spotted in a number of locations around the state of Virginia, including Williamsburg, Lynchburg, Bedford and Ruckersville. In 2024 Chris began to be spotted in Finland and at conventions. Most of the sightings are initially posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit or to Twitter. Most sightings to date have involved Chris shopping. As of August, it has been confirmed that Chris once again has his own car. On several occasions, Chris was seen accompanied by Flutter, which has led to speculation that she might be his newest sweetheart. These factors combined, along with Chris's diminished internet presence, have caused sightings of Chris to remain much more common than they ever were before his arrest. (More...)

Did You Know ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Liquid Chris released a video of "So Need a Cute Girl" (more...) Today was also the day, in 2017, after nearly 8 years, Sonichu 11 is finally completed. (more...)

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