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Welcome to the CWCki! The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler . WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR! We currently have 2,872 articles...and counting! *Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

Da Update It is currently April 2019. For all current updates about Chris, visit the Kiwi Farms. Presently, the CWCki lacks enough editors to maintain all of its updates, leading to "Da Update" being discontinued on 11 October 2018. Articles are still updated when possible by the remaining editors. Unfortunately, registration for new users has been disabled since 21 August 2018, due to abuse from spambots.

Quote of the Now “ Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris begs Geno to review his Transformers videos

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 834 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,673 days 898 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,318 days 5,978 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,978 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a high-functioning autistic virgin, Honest, Cool and Honest Dude, and creator of Sonichu, a brilliant character, starring in his own self-titled online comic book. His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife. Yes, friends, it gets far sweeter. This Day Marks the Tenth Anniversary of Chris's edits to the Cwcki. ( See more...)

Did You Know ... that even now, Chris does not think he is fat? ... that Sarah Jackson, Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by Optimus Prime? ... that Chris loves to give dating advice to high schoolers in spite of never having been on a real date as a teenager or an adult? ... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his sweetheart amid a watery maze? ... and that Chris expects his fans to know what happens in his dreams? ... that Chris recorded himself screaming at a toilet? ... that Chris has a fourth love doll, Yumi? ... that Chris claims to weigh 216 pounds? ... that Sega knows about Chris's attempts to change Sonic's arms back? ... that Chris rates jail a 2/5? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris retracts yesterday's statements and proves his herculean strength by disassembling a vibrator on camera into small, easy to re-assemble pieces. He also reveals several SOOPER SEKRIT clues that he left in the previous videos to prove he was lying. (more...) In 2010, the CWCipedia is locked to edits due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu. (more...)

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