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Quote of the Now “ I am Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. This is my website with occasional updates from me on that which is good. And featured are items available from me on the store, a blog, a section for fan arts, and more to come down the road. ” Chris, introducing himself on the homepage of Cwclight.

Article of the Now Jacklyn's Naughty No Trick, All Treat, 31 Days of Halloween Contest was a contest Jackie made for Chris, where he would have to make a new cosplay video for every day of October 2010, and/or share at least one fact about himself and/or his life. Chris would initially refuse to do it, which made her cry, but he would become completely on board after a few rule clarifications. Jackie also clarified that if he succeeded, she would have sex with him. This contest resulted in a huge amount of videos uploaded that month, a quantity has yet to be topped by Chris ever since. It also, barring one more video uploaded the next month, serves as the last hurrah of the 'classic Chris' era, prior to him coming out as a tomgirl. Jackie came up with the idea immediately after Chris posted Song for Jackie.MOV, possibly seeing the gold mine of content that could come from Chris cosplaying. Most of Chris's cosplays are completely bizarre depictions of the characters, that no-one would be able to recognize if not told who it was by Chris. Also, while the intent was for Chris to upload a video every day of the month, Chris would often be late and upload videos days later, citing his computer and Internet issues as the result - though other times, he would claim he would upload videos using the Internet at the Alderman Library, but then forget to do so for weeks. Chris also half-assed a lot of the videos made for the contest due to laziness, or having discomfort or unwillingness to do the task he was given (such as rewriting the ending to Sonichu 10 to show forgiveness towards Alec Benson Leary and his crew, or simply cleaning his dirty shower); this was despite the potential reward for properly following the rules being him finally no longer being a virgin with rage. Ultimately, the contest ended with Jackie being too frustrated at Chris to give him some china. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris used the 9/11 terrorist attacks to insult Clyde Cash. It...didn't really go over well. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris and Jacob Sockness aren't dating... yet? ... that Chris believes that butt plugs are linked with spontaneous human combustion? ... that Blanca was real? ... that Chris attempted to dox multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing? ... that Barbara Chandler won the Mother of the Year 2000 award? ... that Chris has dreamed about having sex with his mom? ... and that Chris has been charged with having sex with his mom? ... and Chris got those charges dismissed? ... that Chris believes if My Little Pony G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, Akan will invade Equestria and eventually our own universe? ... and that G5 has caused World War III? ... that Barb sings while vacuuming? ... that Chris throws rocks at women to attract them?

Da Update It is currently November 2024. It has been... 33 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 25 October - Chris releases Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon. 22 October - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN. 18 October - Chris publishes Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal. 11 October - The fourth part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior. 8 October - Chris uploads AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - L'venturier. 6 October - Chris uploads an uncolored page 71 for Sonichu 0 HD. 4 October - The third part to Chris's Minecraft Cubepy build project is published, edited the month prior. Recently Uncovered Info 4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019 27 August - Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness from February 2021 13 August - Poorly-redacted Paperwork from May 2022 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions). Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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