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Quote of the Now “ Have you been to Cleveland, Ohio? Big city there. There is a Superman statue in a small museum, and that's pretty much the hometown of the chronicler, and his wife, and his friend who did some of the- who did the art. There's a lovely statue over there, I'd say go check it out sometime. I also checked out the Christmas Story House, Ralphie's House. ” Chris on Cameo

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 1,041 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,881 days 1,105 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,525 days 6,185 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,185 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Everfree NW (Everfree Northwest) is an annual My Little Pony convention held in Bellevue, Washington. Chris intended to go to the 2021 convention held between 13-15 August, and had spent two weeks working on commissions to afford a plane flight, hotel, general admissions, and extra cash to spend on products at the convention. However, Everfree Northwest blacklisted him from attending and revoked his ticket during the fallout of the Incest Call, a leaked conversation in which Chris bragged about having incestuous relations with his mother. Chris was in Central Virginia Regional Jail while the con took place, and the funds raised for the planned trip were returned to the commissioners by fundraiser organizer Null. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2005, Chris was arrested. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris denies being a lolcow? ... that Barbara is a reincarnation of Merlin the magician? ... that Chris can feel how sad and horny he is in his heart and solar plexus chakra? ... that Chris admits Women's Rights didn't exist in CWCville until 2017? ... and that he blames it on the past Chris? ... that Chris spent $6,267.09 on toys during the Financhu Crisis, which could have paid off half the amount his creditors were suing him for? ... that Chris's full name and description is "Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and the nations of Old Comma and Cwcville, Guardian of the Sonichu & Rosechu Species, and Immortal avatar, Lord, Messiah, Savior, and God of all"? ... that the COVID-19 pandemic was engineered by Jacob Sockness? ... that Count Graduon is the embodiment of Chris's disappointment towards his high school graduation?

Da Update It is currently September 2026. It has been... 3 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 157 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates 29 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at a MINISO store. 27 August - Optimus Prime's voice actor Peter Cullen dies. Chris makes multiple posts grieving over the death and also claims that Cullen's soul has merged with his C-197 counterpart to return after the Dimensional Merge's completion. 19 August - Chris reveals in a Cameo video that he went to a small museum with a Superman statue and the A Christmas Story House during his recent trip to Ohio. 15 August - Chris is spotted at PetSmart. 9 August - The documentary The Sick Mind of EDP445 is released. Chris is among the people who were interviewed. ??? - 3 August - Chris takes a trip to Ohio and is spotted at the airport on his way back. Recently Uncovered Info 7 August - Three Captain DMs from May 2018. 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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