Jay Z

What Chris thought his lawyer looked like...

James Zylberstien (aka Jay Z), Chris's lawyer friend from Nintendo. Quit due to stress from project Sonichu Alpha and now works for Microsoft. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to change the names of his real-life characters so when the videogame was made they couldn't sue.

And yes, Chris actually refers to him as Jay Z: there was no effort made to pose as "Mister Zylberstein" an in-joke to trolls. The troll actually called himself Jay Z, represented himself with pictures of Jay Z, and acted like Jay Z. Similar to Johua Martinez's conversations as Vaness Hudgeons where he doesn't even bother to log out of his own IM before posing as her, this shows just how much more gullible Chris is than originally thought. A simple google search of Jay Z would have brought the whole charade down like a house of cards, but Chris didn't put even that minimum amount of effort into it.

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